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Eagles Offseason Review: They’re Doing It Again

Getting the fans’ hopes up, that is. Last year it was the splash in free agency, this year it’s a coup in the draft. But seriously, I love what the Eagles did over draft weekend two weeks ago and am just as giddy as everyone else about the results. Add that to the solid moves the team made in hiring Todd Bowles to coach the secondary, extending Todd Herremans and Trent Cole, retaining DeSean Jackson, trading for DeMeco Ryans, signing Demetress Bell (even though it was purely a move necessitated by, sigh, the devastating blow of Jason Peters’ unfortunate torn Achilles injury)… you know, the Eagles are sitting kinda pretty right now.

First, a look at free agency. All the signings came within a four-day whirlwind that barely gave Eagles fans a time to catch their collective breath. And it all happened so… so smoothly! There was no bickering in public, no visible bitterness between the organization and player. It was painless. That has to count for something in the good karma department, right? The initial moves involved locking up two cornerstones who exemplify the organization’s draft prowess when it comes to selecting gems in the mid-to-late rounds. They would be 2005 selections Todd Herremans, pride and joy of Saginaw Valley State (D-II), who was taken in the fourth round with the 126th overall pick, and Trent Cole, the first in a line of successful Cincinnati Bearcats-turned-Eagles, taken in the fifth round with the 146th overall pick.

On March 13 the team extended Todd Herremans’ contract another three years, through 2016, at $21 million with $11 million guaranteed. He’ll turn 30 in November, so this is the contract that will take him through the end of the prime years of his career (offensive tackles traditionally have a tendency to age a little better than other positions, strangely enough mimicking the longevity of the quarterbacks they protect). The money is perfect — a bargain, really — for a highly talented player at a premium position, not to mention an awesome dude in general who connects well with the fan base, loves the area, is an important presence in the locker room as a veteran leader, and a true professional in every sense of the word. Herremans has the talent to be an All Pro, and really should have already earned a few soon-to-be-extinct Pro Bowl nods. All told, when factoring in the original extension to his rookie deal signed at end of 2006, you’re talking about an eight-year, $38 million deal with $16 million in guaranteed money. I must reiterate, really sweet bargain.

The very next day came news that Trent Cole had also re-upped with the Eagles. Officially, it’s a four-year extension worth up to $53 million with $15 million in guaranteed money (which, as we know, is the only thing that matters). It takes Cole through the 2017 season, when he’ll turn 35. He’ll most likely never see the end of the contract (as he’s set to earn $13.9 million in 2017), and that’s fine because the Eagles are really only paying a premium price for the first few years, which, like with Herremans, marks the end of his prime. Also, the $15 million bonus will sort of act as a token of appreciation for services rendered while Cole was being paid far under market value yet not publicly voicing his displeasure with the media. The key is to remember that Cole, then in just his second season but already showing immense promise, signed an extension of his rookie contract in 2006. It’s a ploy that made the Eagles notorious in the salary cap-conscious NFL — locking up their young stars at a below market rate for the future by offering money and security up front. All told, when combining the newest extension with the remaining two years of Coles’ original deal from 2006, the total contract going forward comes out to $59.3 million over six years. In essence, Trent Cole signed a career contract with the Philadelphia Eagles for 11 years and $81 million, with $27 million guaranteed. I think that’s right. Regardless, I’d say that ended up being a pretty damn good deal for both sides.

Hours after the deal with Cole was announced, we learned that the the most vexing issue of all had been resolved with the re-signing of DeSean Jackson. The contentious contract squabble that hovered like a dark cloud over the Eagles’ 2011 season and no-doubt propelled Jackson’s questionable effort at times was finally over. And it happened so… so amicably! What’s more, DeSean signed a very, very favorable deal for the Eagles, at $51 million over five years with less guaranteed money ($15 million) than Pierre Garcon ($21.5 million). This contract is one hell of a hometown discount! Jackson’s press conference was as much about nobility as it was relief. Get this, part of the reason he took less of a signing bonus is because he wants to earn the maximum value of his contract. Wait, what? He wants to earn the money with his play?! DeSean, I’m sorry for the things I said last season. Let’s start over.

To cap off the four-day flurry of signings and happy feelings, Evan Mathis chose to return to the Eagles instead of fleeing the nest for Baltimore when he inked a five-year, $25 million deal with $7 million guaranteed. This marked yet another highly palatable contract for the Eagles that also served as the financial windfall Mathis had been in search of his entire career. As a 30-year old without much tread on his tires in terms of compounded playing time, and who says Howard Mudd is the best thing to happen to his career, Mathis should perform at a high level for the duration of the contract. He has an ideal skill set for Mudd’s preferred blocking scheme and has been rated as one of the best guards in the entire league multiple times by Pro Football Focus. I also would be remiss if I didn’t mention that he has perhaps the most entertaining Twitter account of any pro athlete, in any sport.

Three days after the Mathis signing, the Eagles addressed their much-maligned linebacker corps in a trade with the Houston Texans. By sending a 2012 fourth round pick (acquired from Tampa Bay) and swapping third round picks with the Texans, the Eagles were able to acquire DeMeco Ryans. From the moment he entered the league as a rookie in 2006 to suffering an Achilles tear in the middle of the 2010 season, he was one of the best middle linebackers in the game and a two-time Pro Bowl selection. The 2011 campaign was a trying one for Ryans as he attempted to regain his past form. It usually takes at least a full calendar year (and typically more) for players to feel “like themselves” again after a major ligament injury in the lower half of their body. So, even if they’re able to play, they’re not totally confident in their movements and aren’t ready to trust that the injury is fully healed. This leads to a lot of thinking instead of reacting and just doing, more often than not rendering the player a step slow or a second late. Ryans went through that experience and encountered plenty of struggles along the way, but he started to show glimpses of his ability again late in the season and performed at a high level in the playoffs. The Eagles need a steady, respected, vocal, and emotional leader in the middle of the defense, and that is precisely what they got in DeMeco Ryans. He turns 28 in July and is in line to make $26.1 million over the next four seasons, so this isn’t an insignificant investment on the Eagles’ part. Now, the Texans’ willingness to deal Ryans for a mid-round pick gives me some reason for pause, and there will always be concerns about a player’s ability to return to form following an injury as serious as a torn Achilles tendon. However, in addition to Ryans’ clean bill of health and impactful play toward the end of the season, I’m encouraged by the fact that his former teammates in Houston were genuinely shocked and saddened to see him go. My one qualm: Eagles fans see him as some kind of savior for the defense and the answer to all our linebacker woes. Let’s not go nuts, okay? Ryans is undoubtedly an excellent pickup who should help considerably strengthen the middle of the Eagles defense, but he’s not that “final piece” who’s going to magically make the unit elite. He’s not the solution, just part of it.

Lastly, I’m not going to pretend like I’ve ever watched Demetress Bell play, and that I know anything about him, aside from being one of Karl Malone’s illegitimate children and having replaced Jason Peters in Buffalo three years ago. But I will say this: In Howard Mudd I trust.

Edit: The LeSean McCoy contract extension situation remains the final item on the offseason agenda. As I wrote in February, I think a six-year, $60-65 million deal with $30-35 million guaranteed should get it done, don’t you? That would make Shady the second highest-paid running back in the league, behind only Adrian Peterson.

You know I couldn’t go an entire evaluation without leveling some sort of criticism, so here it goes. I’m still terrified of our safeties, both in terms of starters and depth. I think Nate Allen’s a good player and has a bright future, but he’s hardly the guy I want leading that group. As for the competition at strong safety, are we really putting all our eggs in the Kurt Coleman/Jaiquawn Jarrett basket? Are the Eagles actually comfortable with the guys they have? Oy vey. Come on, Howie, don’t feed me that load of bullshit. How about signing a veteran, as an insurance policy at worst and a legitimate starter at best, to compete with and mentor the youngsters? Yeremiah Bell, who flourished under new secondary coach Todd Bowles the past four seasons in Miami, is still on the market and could be had at a discounted price. Yes, he’s 34, but he didn’t become a real full-time starter until turning 30. Since 2008, Bell has played in all 64 possible games and posted at least 100 total tackles each season. The fact that ~80% of those totals were of the solo variety indicates he’s a strong, fundamental tackler, and, as we’ve seen in recent seasons, that is certainly a component this defense sorely needs. There are few things worse than watching defenders lunge for a big hit and miss instead of breaking down and wrapping up like a smart player. Sloppy technique and pathetic effort when it comes to tackling have plagued the Eagles, and it’s a major reason the team has struggled so mightily on defense since Jim Johnson’s passing. Following Bell’s release from the Dolphins, there were rumblings that the Eagles were interested in picking him up. Even if he’s not the guy the team ultimately decides it wants, please, Howie, sign another safety.

Now, for the draft recap. The prospect haul is already prompting (severely premature) comparisons to 2002, when the team mined future Pro Bowl players Lito Sheppard, Michael Lewis, and Brian Westbrook with three of the first four picks, as well as a should-have-been Pro Bowler in Sheldon Brown. Oh, and the Eagles’ last pick — seventh round, 238th overall — was Raheem Brock, the Philadelphia native and Temple product playing in the team’s backyard. He’s carved out a pretty nice career for himself and managed to win a Super Bowl with the Colts. Unfortunately, the Eagles cut Brock before he even played a game for the team. He’s one that got away. So, to summarize, that’s five INCREDIBLE hits on eight picks. This just doesn’t happen anymore. Until it does.

To hear the analysts tell it, the Eagles had the best draft of any team in the league. Mel Kiper loved it. Mike Mayock raved. Ray Didinger taunted the front office at first for past missteps before giving credit where it was due and gushing over the selections. Hell, was there anyone who didn’t applaud the Eagles’ efforts? Apparently not. I guess you could say I was pretty excited too. Get the keys to the hype machine, it’s time to throttle that bad boy back into overdrive.

Round (Overall)

1 (12): Fletcher Cox - DT - Mississippi State - 6035 / 298

Things started off the way everyone in the Eagles’ war room — and most fans out of it — were hoping. The Eagles thought Fletcher Cox was a top seven pick and were shocked to see him “sliding.” So Howie Roseman called up John Schneider in Seattle and worked out the parameters of a trade. For fourth and sixth round picks, the Eagles were able to move up three spots and get their man. More than a few analysts said they had Cox as the best defensive player in the draft.

To hear Cox and Jim Washburn talk about it, the two couldn’t be happier at the idea of working together. Washburn fell in love the moment he saw that blend of massive size and rare talent flash on TV during a random weekday game in November and was licking his chops at the chance to draft the young man. Here’s what I wrote about Cox prior to the draft:

Defensive Tackle

The Best: Fletcher Cox - Mississippi State - 6035 / 298

Just as unbelievable and breathtaking a size/weight/speed specimen as Dontari Poe, perhaps even more so — Cox ran a 4.79 at nearly 6-4 and 298 pounds! That’s totally insane, and it’s no fluke, either. He really is a special athlete and unique player. Cox is quick, explosive, sudden, relentless, and has “whoa”-eliciting ability. When I watched him play, he reminded me of Tommie Harris. Cut his teeth in the SEC and was a terror on the interior, routinely penetrating into the backfield and blowing plays up (5 sacks and 14.5 tackles for loss in 2011). Combine the rare, remarkable physical skills with that “high motor” and versatility (can play DT or DE), and, well, is there any way Jim Washburn and the Eagles don’t have Cox atop their board? Scuttlebutt is that the Eagles will attempt to move into the top-10 (it’ll take their first second round pick) to get him.

Edit: Love this story. Good pick, Iggles. Cox is perfect for Washburn’s “Wide 9” scheme. Also, he is from a place called Yazoo City. Yazoo City! Come on, that’s awesome.

Former college teammate Jamar Chaney said Cox is a Pro Bowl player, before adding the dreaded — if always applicable — “if he can stay healthy” stipulation. I really can’t remember reading anything other than glowing praise. A man that size, who can move like that, will be a force on the football field. You have to give the Eagles this: They’re following the philosophical methods of a championship organization — even if it has to be the Giants. Stack the front four with amazing athletes who can wreak havoc and get to the quarterback. No quarterback — not one — is going to be good under constant pressure and duress, running for his life and getting hit every other play. That’s been the hallmark of how the Giants have constructed their Super Bowl-winning rosters, and it’s a model in which the Eagles rightly believe.

2 (46): Mychal Kendricks - ILB/OLB - California - 5112 / 240

An athletic freak of epic proportions, Kendricks has just about everything you look for at the linebacker position. Alright, so he’s undersized height-wise. Whatever. He weighs 240 pounds and plays big, which is all I care about. Kendricks went berserk at the Combine, running an eye-popping 4.47 (!), while putting up a 39.5” vertical and 127” broad jump — all three of which were tops for linebackers. He combines elite speed and explosion with a mean streak and plays like a heat-seeking missile intent on obliterating the opposition. While Kendricks’ aggressiveness sometimes gets the better of him and he’ll take himself out of position, it’s a deficiency I can learn to live with. So, in summation, he’s fast, physical, violent, relentless, and an assassin on the field. Yeah, me likey.

While Kendricks measures a smidgen over 5-11, he’s stout, built like a brick shithouse, and sports a 75 5/8” (nearly 6’4”) wingspan. He possesses a low center of gravity and deftly uses leverage to his advantage, generating considerable power from his base to explode through blockers and ball carriers. A fundamentally sound tackler who rarely ever whiffs once he gets a hold of his man, we’re also going to see Kendricks administer a number of thunderous kill-shot hits that will have us gleefully exclaiming, “OOOOOH HOLY SHIT!!!!!” He’s got sideline-to-sideline range and can cover tight ends (his wingspan helps make up for the height disadvantage). Furthermore, Kendricks is a tremendous blitzer with a knack for getting to the quarterback (13.5 career sacks). Looks like the complete package to me, and Andy already has him penciled in as the starting strongside linebacker.

2 (59): Vinny Curry - DE - Marshall - 6030 / 266

Easily the best story of any Eagles pick because this is a guy who, like us, grew up bleeding green; then he experienced a double dose of euphoria when he was not only drafted into the NFL, but selected by his favorite team. Talk about living the dream.

I first was exposed to Curry during the 2010 season when I tuned in for some Marshall games in order to watch his teammate at the time, middle linebacker Mario Harvey. While I was focused on Harvey, it was Curry who kept grabbing my attention. His coming out party was a six-tackle, two-sack performance against Ohio State in the first game of 2010, and there there was no looking back after that. The next week, against West Virginia, Curry totaled 11 tackles and added two more sacks. He was all over the place and doing something noticeable on what seemed like every snap in both of those games. The guy just played with a motor that never stopped. That was enough for me. I was a fan.

Ran an underwhelming 4.98 in the 40-yard dash at the Combine, but Curry plays fast in game action. Not a great athlete, but he’s quick and sudden off the edge, flashes an array of moves, and the way he uses his hands to attack and combat blockers reflects a polished skill set and an advanced understanding of technique. A natural pass rusher who’s worked hard and improved against the run, Curry plays with a zealous love for the game of football and is a high-effort, lunch-pail type of player. The dude just brings it on every down of every game. He’s determined to his opponent by outworking him, by wanting it more. Trust me, Curry will immediately endear himself to the fans oh Philadelphia, and not only because he is one himself. I look forward to him thriving under the tutelage of Jim Washburn.

3 (88): Nick Foles - QB - Arizona - 6045 / 243

From a friend, a 2010 Arizona graduate currently working for the university as the Assistant Director of Basketball Operations on Sean Miller’s staff, who texted me soon after the Eagles selected Foles:

“Excellent arm, extremely precise, hard worker, tough, very high IQ, great work ethic. Great pocket passer, good size and great mobility give his size build and a bad knee. Tough to take down. When I say good arm… I mean… WOW.”

Good enough for me. As someone who didn’t watch a single Arizona football game, I asked if Foles could be an NFL starter. His response:

“At some point. In the right setting. Really could be great.”

By the way, this friend is a native Denverite and ardent Broncos fan who was hoping Elway and company would pick Foles instead of Brock Osweiler as Peyton Manning’s heir apparent.

Anyway, Andy Reid and Marty Mornhinweig know a thing or two about coaching quarterbacks, so I’d say this is a pretty good situation for Nick Foles. I didn’t like the pick at first because I wanted the team to address more pressing needs, but as I thought about it I realized, hey, given Vick’s flaky ability to stay healthy, quarterback is a pressing need. After getting the above feedback on Foles and doing research (reading scouting reports, viewing highlights, watching his “QB Camp” segment with Jon Gruden), I’m very much on board with this pick.

4 (123): Brandon Boykin - CB - Georgia - 5094 / 182

Why Boykin was still available at this spot is beyond me. ESPN/Scouts Inc. had him 77th on its big board, and the consensus seemed to be that he rated as a second-round talent. As Matt Alkire of Scoutsnotebook.com so eloquently put it, regardless of Boykin suffering a few concussions at Georgia and then breaking his tibia at the Senior Bowl, he had no business falling to the fourth round unless he’d “had his leg amputated.” As far as I can tell, Boykin’s leg is still attached to his body, and his tibia is healing just fine.

The nice thing about Boykin is that he’s easily one of the most versatile players in the entire draft. He can play outside or in the slot (where he’ll line up with the Eagles), he’s extremely dangerous as a kick returner, and was even featured in the backfield as part of some offensive sub-packages. A tough player whose surprisingly physical style belies his build (though you have to think this will only lead to more injuries at the NFL level), Boykin has 4.4 speed, electric athleticism, and excels in coverage. The question is whether he’ll be able to handle the rigors of playing against NFL specimens at his size, especially inside. Aside from that, there’s no questioning Boykin’s natural talent. He is a born playmaker with explosive ability, someone who displays natural vision and instincts as a runner that make him a threat to score every time he touches the ball. Quite simply, Boykin appears to have been one hell of a steal at #123 overall. Seeing as how he chance to be a very important contributor for the Eagles right from the start in two phases of the game, I hope the results are borne out that way. I’ll be disappointed if Boykin doesn’t beat out Joselio Hanson for the slot corner spot.

(Yeah, outrun that punter!)

5 (153): Dennis Kelly - OT - Purdue - 6081 / 321

Alright, I’ll be honest, I had no idea who Dennis Kelly was when his name flashed on the screen as the Eagles’ selection in the fifth round with the 153th overall pick. I’m actually disappointed with myself, because he measures as the tallest offensive lineman prospect in the entire draft, and that’s the type of physical trait that would typically stick out to me when going over the list. I guess I just never went far enough in depth when it came to researching the offensive line in this draft. Besides, as I’ve admitted before, I don’t know all the technical nuances or finer points of the position and what specifically pro scouts look for in their evaluations. It’s a lot less obvious than when observing a so-called skill position player.

But here’s what I will say about Dennis Kelly after doing my research: I love the pick. (If you have the time and energy, do yourself a favor and read this article/draft profile about him.) Besides, even if I had any doubt, all I have to do is just remind myself that anybody who gets the endorsement of Howard Mudd is cool by me. If nothing else, Kelly’s mammoth physical stature certainly makes him an intriguing rookie to monitor. 

6 (194): Marvin McNutt - WR - Iowa - 6024 / 216

I watched enough Iowa games to know that I like Marvin McNutt, and not only because of his last name. He’s not an explosive burner with the kind of burst that’ll allow him to be a threat deep down the field (though in general his speed is adequate), but his big (10+”), soft hands, body control, and ability to adjust to the ball while it’s in the air are all NFL-caliber. I’ve watched McNutt probably five times total and seen him make some really difficult catches in which he displays superb concentration and just plucks the ball with ease — whether over the shoulder, while twisting and turning, in traffic, or with one outstretched arm. He makes up for average athleticism because he’s smart, finds openings and soft spots in the defense, and exhibits keen awareness of both game situations and where he is on the field (seemed like he made at least one toe-tap catch near the sidelines every game). An all-around solid and savvy player who’s tough and will go over the middle, McNutt won’t be a dynamic #1 or #2 and I’m not sure he’s got the speed, suddenness, or fluidity to be a dangerous slot option. For that reason, I figure his ceiling is probably as a #4 wide receiver. Still, McNutt should be able to contribute and find his niche in an NFL offense.

6 (200): Brandon Washington - OG - Miami (FL) - 6031 / 320 

As I mentioned with Dennis Kelly, I don’t feel comfortable evaluating offensive linemen. That said, Washington was generally rated as a mid-round pick and the Eagles were able to get great value by snagging him in the sixth round. Extensive experience as a starter with no serious injuries incurred; played guard and tackle in college. Based on Washington’s workout numbers, it seems like he’s something of a plodder and strictly a guard at the NFL level. Whatever, I’ve never even seen him play. But, again: In Howard Mudd I trust.

7 (228): Bryce Brown - RB - Kansas State - 5114 / 223

Acquired from the Falcons in the Asante Samuel trade, this is a pick that raised a number of eyebrows and generated plenty of buzz. Once upon a time Bryce Brown was the top-rated high school running back recruit in the country, just ahead of Trent Richardson, and the 2008 Hall Trophy winner. Talk about two paths that went in opposite directions. Richardson went on to win two national championships at Alabama while developing into the best running back in the country and a top-three pick in the NFL draft, while Brown flamed out of college football entirely after one season with Tennessee in 2009 and just a few games with Kansas State in 2011. He transferred out of Tennessee after Lane Kiffin left for USC, opting to join his brother, Arthur, at Kansas State. After sitting out a year because of transfer eligibility rules, Brown registered a mere three carries for 16 yards with the Wildcats before quitting the team for personal reasons. Whatever the case, “quit” is never a word you want to see associated with a prospect. Brown didn’t leave Kansas State on good terms, his teammates weren’t sad to see him go, and the team managed just fine without him, registering a 10-win season and trip to the Cotton Bowl. Yet coach Bill Snyder allowed Brown to come back for Kansas State’s pro day, so he can’t be that much of a dick. Apparently, this sat well with the Eagles’ brass and they felt comfortable taking a flyer on him as a low-risk, high-reward pick at the end of the draft. Perfect utilization of a seventh round pick, if you ask me.

And that’s the thing about Bryce Brown: His physical gifts are truly rare. Measuring a hair under 6’ and sporting a chiseled 220-pound frame, Brown’s blends incredible natural talent — with “tremendous, tremendous skill,” according to Andy Reid — with breathtaking sub-4.4 speed. If you go back and watch his Tennessee highlights, you understand why this guy was the top-rated running back in the country coming out of high school. You see a bona fide NFL prospect with all kinds of ability exploding through holes, making people miss, running past everyone… lots of “whoa” moments.

Undrafted rookie free agents of note: 

Chris Polk - RB - Washington - 5106 / 215

From January 2011:

Remember this name. Not only will Chris Polk be a professional running back, he’ll be a damn good one. He can run by or over defenders, it’s just a pick-your-poison type of conundrum. Unjustly overshadowed by the overrated Jake Locker this season, Polk made sure everyone knew he’s the best player on that Huskies team with his dominating performance against Nebraska in the Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl (what the…?) At 5’11”, 215 lbs, and with speed in the 4.4 range… really, what more could you want from a physical standpoint? With the departure of Locker to the NFL, it’s not outrageous to suggest Polk could lead the nation in rushing next season. 

The Eagles said they had Polk rated as a fourth-round talent — and plenty of other teams surely had a similar, if not higher, grade on him (he was EPSN’s #86 overall prospect) — but apparently concerns about his shoulder injuries, extensive workload during his college career, and a supposed degenerative hip condition scared teams off (there were also unsubstantiated rumors that he didn’t interview well at the Combine). However, judging by the fact that Polk ended his college career with 38 consecutive starts, I’d say his durability is just fine. It’s at a time like this that I think NFL teams just over-think a situation and psyche themselves out. Polk might not have the sexy flare to his game when you watch him, but he runs hard, is one hell of an all-around player, and gets the job done. I also think he’s a better athlete than given credit for. Polk fits the Eagles’ mold perfectly because he’s such a natural as a receiver out of the backfield. Reportedly a high character individual with a love and passion for the game, and I think he beats out Dion Lewis and Bryce Brown for the backup running back spot behind LeSean McCoy. Within Polk’s first season as a pro, teams are going to regret not having spent a draft pick on him, and I’m thrilled the Eagles were able to sign him.

Phillip Thomas - S - Syracuse - 5111 / 198

Solid player who makes up for sub-average speed and athleticism with instincts and ball skills, both of which he’s going to need in order to make it in the NFL. Definitely noticeable on the field and led Orange in tackles with 82 prior to getting suspended in November for the rest of the season due to a violation of athletic department rules. The problem is, when I watch Thomas, I just can’t help but think that he looks small and moves so slowly, it’s like he’s jogging. I first saw him in October when I turned on the West Virginia/Syracuse game to watch Geno Smith (that’s when I first saw Chandler Jones, too). Thomas had seven tackles (some good sticks, too) and intercepted an errant Geno Smith pass. If nothing else, he’s certainly at the right position on the Eagles to compete for a spot.

Cliff Harris - CB - Oregon - 5106 / 175

At one point thought to be a first round pick because of his cover skills and kick return ability, Harris experienced a precipitous fall from grace over the last year, beginning with a June 2011 arrest for driving 118 MPH (“It was fun, but it was a bonehead move”) that earned him an initial suspension for the first three gams of the upcoming season. He was then suspended from the team for the final seven games of 2011 after another traffic stop — this time for not wearing a seatbelt — revealed he was driving with a suspended license and without proper insurance. Finally, Harris was dismissed entirely from the team after being cited for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana on November 25. The ol’ trifecta of arrests, always certain to help a prospect’s draft stock. To top it all off, Harris ran an unimpressive 4.64 in the 40 at the Combine.

Emil Igwenagu - FB/TE - Massachusetts - 6011 / 249

Strong blocker and excellent receiver out of the backfield. Tough, hard-nosed player who relishes taking on would-be tacklers and putting them on the ground. Made a strong impression at the Senior Bowl and even had a nice spinning catch where he showed off athleticism and nimble feet. Should get a legitimate chance to compete for a roster spot as a fullback and reserve tight tend.

Elvis Akpla - WR - Montana State - 6002 / 193

I’m only including him because he had perhaps the most ridiculous catch of 2011 and deserves special mention for it.

Chase Ford - TE - Miami (FL) - 6065 / 255

Extremely raw prospect with intriguing size, big (10.25”), soft hands, 4.75 speed, and enough upside to warrant a roster spot. Junior college standout who transferred to Miami and saw limited action as a reserve in two seasons with the Hurricanes, registering a total of just 16 catches and two touchdowns. Made a name for himself by showing glimpses of potential and playing really well during the East-West Shrine game. Developmental player who could pay dividends down the road if he gets the right coaching and puts it all together. Chase Ford is not Jimmy Graham, so don’t even get your hopes up like that.

Edit: Forgot to include Damaris Johnson (WR - Tulsa - 5072 / 171), who could have utility as a kick/punt returner. Here’s what I wrote about him in January 2011, after his dominating performance in the Sheraton Hawaii Bowl and before the felony embezzlement charge that prematurely ended his college career:

The diminutive (5’8”, 170 lbs) wide receiver may not be a big-time or well-known NFL prospect, but he’s about as exciting as they come in the college game. When you see him on the field jitterbugging by defenders with his sub-4.4 speed, you can’t help but be endeared. I’m partial to the little guys who don’t let size hinder their skills or interfere with their passion for the game. Oh, and he totally destroyed Hawaii in the Sheraton Hawaii Bowl, to the tune of nine total touches (four receiving, five rushing) for 199 combined yards (101 receiving, 98 rushing, and two touchdowns - one receiving, one rushing).

Other notes…

- Favorite selection from the draft: Jacksonville Jaguar’s seventh round pick Jeris Pendleton (DT, Ashland). He has a great story, and anyone who reads about it more in-depth will become an instant fan pulling for him to succeed in the NFL.

- NFL team that shared my opinion on two players, in particular, and may or may not (see: definitely did not) have read my “Under the Radar” draft prospect features on igglesblitz.com: New York Jets. 

Players selected: Demario Davis (OLB - Arkansas State; picked in the 3rd round, 77th overall) and Jordan White (WR - Western Michigan; picked in the 7th round, 244th overall)

Links to each player’s feature on igglesbllitz.com: Demario Davis / Jordan White

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2012 NFL Draft Preview

Admittedly, I haven’t been as diligent with my draft coverage as in years past; still, I’d like to think I’ve done enough research to put out a worthwhile preview. But first, just in case you want a refresher or feel the need to judge my legitimacy when it comes to player evaluation, here are the position previews I wrote for last year’s drafts: Quarterback, Running Back/Fullback, Wide Receiver, Tight End, Offensive Line, Defensive Line, Linebacker, Cornerback, Safety. Now, for the 2012 edition.

Quarterback

I shared my thoughts on Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III back in December.

The Best, 1A: Andrew Luck - Stanford - 6040 / 234

Again: An athletic version of Peyton Manning.

The Best, 1B: Robert Griffin III - Baylor - 6023 / 223

In any other draft year, he’d be the first overall pick. Here’s the RGIII excerpt from my December article:

My favorite quarterback in this class is definitely Robert Griffin III, or RG3. He deservedly won the Heisman Trophy Saturday night and has taken the country by storm this season, starting with the very first game against TCU. Everybody is hopping on the bandwagon and the hype is only going to build as the draft approaches. Because RG3 is that exciting to watch. More importantly, he’s good. I just love everything about his game. RG3 doesn’t have Luck’s measurables, but there’s not a single player in college football who’s smoother or throws a prettier ball. Just the way passes come out of RG3’s hand lets me know he’s a special breed. Some of the throws he makes are simply amazing and leave the viewer in awe. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve watched him play this season and said, “Wow” or “Yeah, he’s a pro.” Honestly, his game reminds me of what we’re seeing from Aaron Rodgers right now. RG3 is a freak athlete who can move the pocket and extend plays with his legs. He is always looking to pass first, and that’s the best part about him. But just in case he can’t pass, RG3 also has the kind of speed that allows him to race by defenders and pick up chunks of yardage. He could have been an Olympic hurdler if not for football. I actually think RG3 is the best pure athlete I’ve seen at the quarterback position since Michael Vick. The resemblance is mainly due to their similar statures (Vick is 6-0 and RG3 is 6-1) and the fluidity of their motion — you know, the ability to juke defenders into shame. I’ll go ahead and say RG3 will run under a 4.5 at the Combine and have scouts drooling (more than they are already).

RG3 throws pinpoint darts, but it’s a very catchable ball that leads the receiver and lets him do something after the catch without breaking stride. He is deadly with intermediate throws and can also effortlessly fling the ball down the field with zip and authority. I just always keep coming back to this: It’s really fucking fun to watch RG3 play. If he was Luck’s size, he’d be challenging the golden child for the top overall pick, there’s no question in my mind about that.

I value intelligence and accuracy more than anything in a quarterback prospect, and RG3 has both in spades. He’s smart and sharp with a unique, likable, and infectious personality, as well as a top student; comes across very positively when interviewed, and even has a healthy dose of swagger I view necessary to being a winner. As for accuracy, it is without question the best part about RG3’s tangible skill set. He’s supremely accurate. On every kind of throw. Two numbers: 18 and 20. The first is the number of touchdowns RG3 had thrown through the first four games of the season, and the second is the number of incompletions he threw during that span. Mind-blowing, even if two of those opponents were Stephen F. Austin and Rice. Two more numbers: 72.4 and 10.84. The first is RG3’s completion percentage on the season (lowest for a single game was 61.8%), and the second is his yards per attempted pass. Just think about how ridiculous that is. Every time he goes to throw the ball, it’s equivalent to a first down.

Lastly, I think there’s a lot to be said for where RG3 has had his success — not at some storied powerhouse football school with a long tradition of winning and sending players to the pros. He did it at Baylor. RG3 has brought Baylor football from total irrelevance into the national consciousness and single-handedly built and established a brand. He is the reason Baylor can dream about one day being a BCS championship-caliber program, and his legacy is sure to live on. I don’t think the immense responsibility and burden of leading an NFL franchise will faze RG3 one bit. That’s why the Washington Redskins should do everything in their power to draft him — RG3 is the quintessential candidate to be the franchise savior and iconic player who ends the past 20 years of hopelessness in DC.

Well, the Redskins did do everything in their power — and then some — to get him.

How Could I Have Forgotten: Brandon Weeden - Oklahoma State - 6036 / 221

Weeden’s been talked about since last season because he’s the classic baseball-prospect-turned-quarterback, and a pretty good one. He’s the guy who’s been throwing to top overall wide receiver prospect Blackmon. Weeden completed an extremely high percentage of his passes this season and was lethal in the redzone. Yeah, he looked ugly coming in cold at the Senior Bowl, but all the guy did in college was win. And win big showdown games against other top tier quarterbacks. Like Andrew Luck (the prodigal son). Like Robert Griffin III (twice). Like Landry Jones (who’s rated highly but kinda sucks; Weeden has beaten him twice, as well). Even Nick Foles (twice), who will get drafted.

While the age (28) discrimination is always a factor, it just means Weeden will be expected to start immediately. He, Trent Richardson, and Greg Little (who’s a stud and has the talent to get much better) make for a good offensive skill position trio in Cleveland. What about poor Colt McCoy? Looks like the Browns expect Weeden to beat him out for the starter position in camp.

Overrated: Brock Osweiler - Arizona State - 6067 / 242

I don’t get the recent hype for Brock Osweiler. Seriously, if he wasn’t nearly 6’7” with a strong arm, I wonder if he’d even get drafted. I watched five Arizona State games in their entirety this past season (Mizzou, USC, @Oregon, Arizona, @Boise State), and the number of times I found myself muttering “this guy sucks” with regard to Osweiler… well, it happened a lot. Even though he had good games — against Mizzou and USC, for example — my impression of him is much more negative than positive. Osweiler might be the tallest QB in the draft, but he sure doesn’t play like it. He hardly utilizes his size and has this ugly, three-quarters throwing motion that’s slow and elongated and results in him slinging the ball more than throwing it. A guy who’s 6’7” should never even have it be a possibility that his passes could get batted down at the line of scrimmage, but it happened to Osweiler enough that I might as well have been watching Michael Vick throw the ball. What’s the point of being tall if you don’t take advantage of it? If that’s not enough, the nose of the ball on Osweiler’s throws often pointed downward, which resulted in passes that fell short of the intended receiver by a few yards. As someone who watched Donovan McNabb for ten years, let me tell you that there is nothing more infuriating to me than a quarterback who short hops wide open receivers because of poor mechanics that lead to, among other things, throwing a ball with severe downward action.

Osweiler’s measurables are appealing, but his play, on the whole, is not.

Underrated #1: Chandler Harnish - Northern Illinois - 6014 / 219

Underrated #2: Austin Davis - Southern Mississippi - 6014 / 219

Underrated #3: G.J. Kinne - Tulsa - 6011 / 234

Running Back

The Best: Trent Richardson - Alabama - 5091 / 228

I don’t do this very often, but… duh. Anybody who watched Alabama the season before last knew Richardson was worlds better than Mark Ingram and a future bona fide star in the NFL. I even wrote as much in last year’s draft preview of the running back position. What happened in 2011 only further confirmed the notion. For my money, Richardson is the best RB prospect since Adrian Peterson.

Next Best: Doug Martin - Boise State - 5091 / 223

What I wrote about him in September:

Doug Martin is a dual threat who started to emerge in 2009 before really breaking out in 2010, when he had 1260 yards on 201 carries (6.3 average), 28 receptions for 338 yards, and 14 total touchdowns (12 rushing, two receiving). He has an ideal, compact build, keeps his pad level low, runs HARD, and displays excellent vision and burst when attacking the hole. Martin is a shifty runner with an array of moves who’s also strong and breaks tackles. He’s been timed in the sub-4.5 range but doesn’t appear to have that extra gear once he gets in the open field; while Martin has has shown the ability to break off long runs if he gets a step, I’ve also seen him get caught from behind a bit too much for my liking. Though I wouldn’t classify him as explosive/dynamic or a home-run threat (which is really the only negative I can think of), Martin is a solid, steady, and dependable three-down back who excels in pass protection and has the look of a future starter at the next level. He strikes me as one of those guys who won’t necessarily wow you too much over the course of a game, but looking back on the stats you’ll see he went for 125 yards and at least one touchdown on 25 carries.

Sleeper: Isaiah Pead - Cincinnati - 5097 / 197

Finally started to get some recognition for his standout performance during Senior Bowl week, but the truth is Pead’s play has been worthy of recognition the past three seasons. He’s the kind of dual threat perfectly suited for today’s game and is a player I really like a lot. I think Pead could start in the NFL, though he’d probably be more dangerous as part of a two-headed monster because that would allow him to also utilize his explosiveness and dynamic ability to return kicks. Here’s what I wrote about him leading up to the Senior Bowl:

The other Bearcat at the Senior Bowl is running back Isaiah Pead, who just happened to be named Big East Offensive Player of the Year. And if you’ve watched any Cincinnati games over the past few years, you know he’s a shifty dual threat with dynamic skills and a future in the NFL. Explosive and elusive instead of powerful, though I do think his toughness as a runner is understated — he routinely finishes strong and fights for extra yards. Sets up blocks and only needs a sliver of daylight to break a big play; lightning quick in and out of the hole and very dangerous if he can get to the outside. Routinely leaves would-be tacklers looking for their jockstraps. Once Pead gets into space, that’s when he really excels.

Underrated #1: Chris Polk - Washington - 5106 / 215

I wrote this about Chris Polk in January 2011:

Remember this name. Not only will Chris Polk be a professional running back, he’ll be a damn good one. He can run by or over defenders, it’s just a pick-your-poison type of conundrum. Unjustly overshadowed by the overrated Jake Locker this season, Polk made sure everyone knew he’s the best player on that Huskies team with his dominating performance against Nebraska in the Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl (what the…?) At 5’11”, 215 lbs, and with speed in the 4.4 range… really, what more could you want from a physical standpoint? With the departure of Locker to the NFL, it’s not outrageous to suggest Polk could lead the nation in rushing next season. 

Underrated #2: Adonis Thomas - Toledo - 5086 / 185

A personal favorite. Here’s what I wrote about him in September:

The senior tailback had a breakout season in 2010 (ESPN Player Page), when he ran for 1098 yards on 175 carries (6.3 average), added another 372 yards on 31 receptions (12.0 average), and scored ten total touchdowns (eight rushing, two receiving). Thomas is undersized and not a workhorse back by any stretch of the imagination, but he’s a versatile dual threat with 4.45 speed. Despite tallying just 47 yards on 14 carries against last week (which included a touchdown), Thomas hurt the Buckeyes with six receptions for 111 yards. He’s a quick, explosive, fast-twitch athlete who can make defenders miss in space.

The Little Guy: Rodney Stewart - Colorado - 5066 / 180

Typically compared to Darren Sproles, as is the destiny of players with such a  build. In reality, Stewart isn’t as fast as Sproles, but he’s got the same kind of wiggle with short-area burst and quickness.

Deep Sleeper: Jonas Gray - Notre Dame - 5097 / 225

Built like a brick shithouse and able to blend power with grace as a runner. Honestly, Gray is probably only in here because I witnessed the run that put him back on the map as a prospect. It also happened to be his first career rushing touchdown. For a high school superstar who arrived in South Bend with enormous hype, Gray epically failed to live up to expectations his first three seasons. It took until his senior season to break out, but it happened in a big way. After exploding through the Pittsburgh defense for a 79-yard touchdown run — the aforementioned first of his career — Gray went on to score at least one touchdown in each of the Fighting Irish’s next seven games while splitting carries with celebrated starter and future top draft prospect Cierre Woods. Unfortunately, a torn ACL during the home finale against Boston College cut Gray’s breakout season short; he finished with 114 carries for 741 yards and 12 touchdowns.

Wide Receiver

The Best, 1A: Justin Blackmon - Oklahoma State - 6011 / 207

Good athlete, strong, playmaker, tremendous body control, reliable go-to target who was especially clutch in third down situations. Excels in the red zone. Makes tough catches but also dropped a few too many passes for my liking as a result of not looking the ball into his hands. Not an explosive vertical threat, but he’s great in the middle of the field and his strength allows him to break tackles and make things happen after the catch.

The Best, 1B: Michael Floyd - Notre Dame - 6030 / 220

Great athlete, strong, uses his body well and wins 99.9% of one-on-one battles/jump balls, makes some simply ridiculous catches. Ideal size/weight/speed for the position. Has had trouble with alcohol in the past, but seems to have matured and learned from his mistakes. Where Floyd pales in comparison to Blackmon most, however, is when it comes to gaining yards after the catch, as I never really recall seeing him make the first guy miss or break tackles. That’s a concern because at his size, yards-after-the-catch is something Floyd should bring to the table.

The Freak: Stephen Hill - WR - Georgia Tech - 6036 / 215

When you’re nearly 6-4, weigh 215 pounds, and can run a sub-4.4 40-yard dash, it’s going to make scouts and player personnel executives drool. The height-weight-speed trifecta will never not be sexy; it’s the reason Hill was getting hype going into the Combine. This is a guy who played in a triple-option offense at Georgia Tech and therefore had limited opportunities to make catches and have an impact on games. But when Hill did a get a chance, he almost always made it count. He averaged a preposterous 29.3 yards per catch on 28 total receptions (820 yards total) this past season. That number just blows my mind, regardless of how much more likely it is for a triple-option attack to hit big plays in the passing game when the defense is so focused on stopping the run.

The thing about Hill is, he has all the athletic ability in the world and will make some catches that drop your jaw, but is just as likely to lose concentration and drop an easy pass that would otherwise result in a big play. It’s infuriating to witness and happened far too frequently. Now, Hill did look really good in the gauntlet drill and caught everything thrown his way at the Combine, but I trust what I see in live game action above all else. Aside from the drops, you have yourself one very attractive wide receiver prospect. His physical traits and performance at the Combine evoke memories of fellow former Yellow Jacket and current Denver Bronco Demariyus Thomas.

Underrated #1: Jordan White - Western Michigan - 5116 / 208

I’ve had a soft spot for Jordan White since the 2010 season. He measured a little shorter than I thought, but it didn’t change my opinion. You can view the scouting report I wrote for him at igglesblitz.com. Below is the except from my Senior Bowl preview:

Actually first wrote about him before last year’s Combine, when I mistakenly thought he had entered the draft. It’s amazing to me how underrated and undervalued Jordan White still is, especially in light of the ridiculous senior season he just had — 140 catches (led the nation), 1,911 yards, and 17 touchdowns! Not a bad way to improve upon the 94-catch, 1,378-yard, 10-touchdown campaign he had in 2010.

You probably saw him in a number of SportsCenter highlights this past season — that tends to happen when a player goes for at least 12 catches in a preposterous 8 of 13 games. That includes a 16-catch, 238-yard, 3-touchdown performance against Toledo in a 66-63 loss (a game in which another of my favorite wide receiver prospects, Eric Page, went for 9 catches, 168 yards, and 5 — yes, 5 — touchdowns) and a 13-catch, 265-yard, 1-touchdown performance against Purdue in the Little Caesars Bowl. He also went for 12 catches and 119 yards in an opening week loss to Michigan.

Granted, injuries have plagued White throughout his college career, but there’s no denying his cartoonish, video game-esque production. The only negative to his game is that he’s not a burner, but, honestly, it doesn’t matter because his speed looks good enough to me and his acceleration more than makes up for it anyway. White is just a phenomenal wide receiver — athletic, strong, powerful, tough (catches the ball through contact better than anyone I can remember), reliable, not afraid to go over the middle, and has perhaps the best hands of any wide receiver in his draft class (rarely will ever see him let the ball get into his body). So pure, a natural at the position, makes some simply insane catches (just go to YouTube), and is dangerous when he turns upfield. Trust me, Jordan White is the real deal.

Underrated #2: Derek Moye - Penn State - 6041 / 209

Criminally underrated, actually, and overshadowed by the horrific sexual abuse scandal that defined this past season at Penn State. I saw Moye make some simply unbelievable catches and believe his lack of recognition is due more to poor quarterback play than his own skills. He’s got the size, speed, athleticism, and, perhaps most importantly, body control to make an impact in the NFL. Go back and watch some Penn State games from the 2010 season, and you’ll see what a stud Moye can be. Whichever team drafts him (likely on the third day) will be getting itself a real steal.

Tight End

The Best: Coby Fleener - Stanford - 6056 / 247

Fleener’s a big play threat (averaged ~20 yards per catch this past season) who can stretch the field. Incredible athlete with soft hands and can run; was a favorite target of Andrew Luck, and you couldn’t watch a Stanford game without realizing his obvious talent.

Sleeper: Taylor Thompson - Southern Methodist - 6057 / 259

Need a TE/DE hybrid? This is your guy. Hell, he played DE in college but started to get looks as a potential TE in the months leading up to the draft. Has the measurables and athletic ability to make the transition but obviously remains a major project.

Deep Sleeper: Lamont Bryant - Morgan State - 6053 /223

Bryant is listed as a tight end, but given his size/weight ratio and the fact that he ran a 4.39 at his pro day (officially listed at 4.45), it’s more likely he translates into a WR in the NFL. Need more evidence that this guy has NFL measurables? He posted a 43” vertical and put up 19 reps on the bench and his broad jump, shuttle, and cone drill results were in line with the wide receivers. Dude’s a freak.

Have I ever seen him play? No. Have I ever even seen a highlight tape? No (come on, YouTube). Has he ever run an NFL route? Probably not. Do I like the raw skill set? Hell yes.

Deeper Sleeper: Derek Carrier - Beloit - 6033 / 238

I know what you’re thinking… Beloit?! I did, too. Did anybody even know that school had a football team? I didn’t. With only 1300 students and being a, you know, tiny liberal arts school in the midwest, Beloit College isn’t exactly a place where one would expect to find a potential NFL draft prospect. And for the most part, no NFL scouts found a potential NFL draft prospect at Beloit College — he came to them. Derek Carrier essentially introduced himself to the NFL at the University of Wisconsin’s pro day on March 7 (take a look at his measurables). By the end of the event, scouts and player personnel executives were scrambling to find out more and putting in requests for tape of Beloit’s games. I guess that’ll happen when a guy literally comes out of nowhere and manages to outshine a slew of NFL draft prospects at a major school’s pro day.

Deepest Sleeper, 1A: Chase Ford - Miami - 6065 / 255

Deepest Sleeper, 1B: Josh Chichester - Louisville - 6060 / 233

Offensive Line

I’ll level with you here: Offensive line is the position I feel least comfortable evaluating. I didn’t delve into the prospect pool too much and therefore would rather not offer my opinion instead of just talking about of my ass.

Defensive End

The Best: Chandler Jones - Syracuse - 6045 / 266

The hype for Chandler Jones has picked up considerable momentum over just the past few weeks, and, as is protocol, every draft analyst has rushed to watch film and submit his scouting report. Now the chatter has him going in the top-20. I won’t say I’m not surprised that Jones has been getting an inordinate amount of love recently, but I’ve been on board this train since I watched him dominate West Virginia and relentlessly harass Geno Smith — for whom I was tuning in — during upstart Syracuse’s 49-23 evisceration of the Mountaineers. Jones finished with six total tackles and two sacks and was in the backfield all game. It was one of those whoa-who’s-this-fucking-guy moments, or what Howie Roseman would call the “blink” test. The measurables check out, too, especially those long 35.5” arms. I don’t care about Jones’s 4.87 in the 40 because I’ve seen the kind of quickness he possesses in the trenches.

All you’ve really heard about at the defensive end position in this draft has revolved around Quinton Coples, Courtney Upshaw, Whitney Mercilus, and Nick Perry, but don’t be surprised if it turns out Jones is the first one off the board.

Note: Brother, Arthur, who also matriculated at Syracuse, plays for the Ravens.

Sleeper: Tyrone Crawford - Boise State - 6042 / 275

I’ve been pumping up Crawford since September (see report below), and I remain enamored with his skill set. It took some time, but all the other draftniks out there finally caught on. When I first wrote about Crawford, he was projected as a late-round pick; now he’s expected to be taken in the second or third round.

Watch out for this guy. Crawford is an athletic freak with great size, 4.75 speed, and the raw skills to dominate. His quickness, acceleration, explosion, and strength make for a deadly combination. A junior college star who transferred to Boise State prior to the 2010 season, Crawford led the Broncos in tackles for loss (13.5) as a backup, to go along with seven sacks. He came into 2011 as a starter and immediately made his presence felt against Georgia, totaling five tackles (one for loss) and 1.5 sacks. The Windsor, Canada native has undeniable NFL talent and all the tools to succeed at the next level. It’s just a matter of getting more playing time, refining his technique, and learning to harness his tremendous ability. Tyrone Crawford, remember the name. He and Billy Winn, who’s actually considered the better prospect, make that Boise State defensive line a destructive force.

Defensive Tackle

The Best: Fletcher Cox - Mississippi State - 6035 / 298

Just as unbelievable and breathtaking a size/weight/speed specimen as Dontari Poe, perhaps even more so — Cox ran a 4.79 at nearly 6-4 and 298 pounds! That’s totally insane, and it’s no fluke, either. He really is a special athlete and unique player. Cox is quick, explosive, sudden, relentless, and has “whoa”-eliciting ability. When I watched him play, he reminded me of Tommie Harris. Cut his teeth in the SEC and was a terror on the interior, routinely penetrating into the backfield and blowing plays up (5 sacks and 14.5 tackles for loss in 2011). Combine the rare, remarkable physical skills with that “high motor” and versatility (can play DT or DE), and, well, is there any way Jim Washburn and the Eagles don’t have Cox atop their board? Scuttlebutt is that the Eagles will attempt to move into the top-10 (it’ll take their first second round pick) to get him.

Edit: Love this story. Good pick, Iggles. Cox is perfect for Washburn’s “Wide 9” scheme. Also, he is from a place called Yazoo City. Yazoo City! Come on, that’s awesome.

The Enigma: Dontari Poe - Memphis - 6041 / 346

Even in the weeks leading up to the Combine, I had more than a few friends tell me, “Holy shit, I want this Dontari Poe monster.” Poe justified their affection, as he was by far the biggest story at the Combine. You simply do not find human beings of Poe’s size who move like he does. I’ve never seen a guy 6-4 and 346 pounds run a sub-5.0 40-yard dash. I mean, that shouldn’t be possible, and it’s completely mind blowing. Then he showed his mammoth build wasn’t just for show either by putting up 44 reps on the bench. When you look at Poe, however, you wouldn’t think he weighs nearly 350 pounds. He carries his weight so well and is an unprecedented physical specimen — for that reason alone his potential is through the roof. Then you go beyond Poe’s measurables and workout numbers and look at his game tape. The unbelievable quickness and explosiveness off the snap is evident, but he was far too often inconsistent with his play, and you didn’t see the intensity that, when combined with his physical gifts, would have made him unstoppable. He’d deftly spin away from a blocker and run down the ball carrier one play, then loaf and look disinterested the next. As such, it’s fair to wonder if Poe is a guy who was used to getting by on natural talent and therefore never felt the need to work extensively at his craft. He’s very raw with little to no technique when it came to using his hands and developing counter moves. There’s no way Poe ever should’ve been able to get blocked by just one offensive lineman, especially in Conference USA, so the fact that he was on numerous occasions while at Memphis is definitely a troublesome trend. Then again, even in the games where Poe didn’t have an impact on the stat sheet, he still controlled the line of scrimmage and took up space. Reports are that he’s come across well in the interviews and is a good kid who’s coachable and wants to get better, a player who’s not content with merely being talented but who has the desire to be great.

Poe is perhaps the draft’s biggest boom/bust player. To me, he’s the Jason Pierre-Paul of defensive tackles. Poe has what it takes from a physical and athletic standpoint to be a dominant force, and it’ll be up to his position coach in the pros to help him harness that tremendous ability. A versatile, scheme-flexible player who could be a DT in a 4-3 and both NT and DE in a 3-4, if Poe goes to the right environment and situation, he’ll blossom into the monster you envision when thinking of a man his size moving the way he does.

My Favorite: Derek Wolfe - Cincinnati - 6047 / 295

Another guy whose bandwagon I’ve been on for some time now. Here’s what I wrote about him leading up to the Senior Bowl:

Don’t care if he’s undersized as a DT (I’m sure teams that run a 3-4 will have interest in him as a DE), I know Wolfe can flat out play. He’s quick, disruptive, and deceptively strong with a tremendous burst off the ball; uses leverage to his advantage and is a crafty player who looks very polished. At times Wolfe was simply unblockable as both a run stuffer and pass rusher; consistently penetrates into the backfield and wreaks havoc on opposing offenses — and when I say “consistently”, I mean literally every game. He’s a better athlete than most give him credit for and can move all over the defensive line. Co-Big East Defensive Player of the Year, finished with a staggering 21.5 tackles for loss (1.65 per game) and 9.5 sacks. Classic overachiever who’ll be overlooked and passed on because of his unsexy measurables, but some team is going to get itself one hell of a player in the mid-to-late rounds. Here’s to hoping it’s the Eagles, who have a pretty favorable track record when it comes to picking guys from Cincinnati (Trent Cole, Brent Celek, Jason Kelce). In fact, I say it should be team policy to draft one or two players out of Cincinnati each year.

Underrated #1: Brandon Thompson - Clemson - 6020 / 314

Underrated #2: Kendall Reyes - Connecticut - 6037 / 299

Underrated #3: Mike Daniels - Iowa - 6004 / 291

Inside Linebacker

The Best: Luke Kuechly - Boston College - 6024 / 242

So, I’d say all those questions about the Nagurski, Ditka, and Outland Trophy winner’s athleticism were answered during the Combine in Indy a few months ago. Emphatically, too. Kuechly’s performance reminded me of Ryan Kerrigan’s from last year. Despite incredible productivity and mounds of impressive game tape, those who needed to find something to nitpick focused on a supposed lack of athleticism (also known as whiteness). And, just like Kerrigan did last year, Kuechly destroyed the Combine and put to rest any doubt about his athletic ability, which, really, was the only part of his skill set ever in doubt. The guy’s a special player and will be a stud in the middle of some lucky NFL team’s defense for a decade.

Next Best: Dont’a Hightower - Alabama - 6022 / 265

A 3-4 ILB who should be an immediate NFL starter. Huge, imposing physical specimen, strong as an ox and displays top notch instincts. A standout on Alabama’s defense the past two seasons. Limited in coverage but great against the run and has a penchant for demolishing the ball carrier. He’s also got deceptive speed and quickness.

Underrated: Audie Cole - North Carolina State - 6041 / 246

From the Senior Bowl preview:

Certainly looks the part — dude’s built like a brick shit house. I watched a few NC State games this season (including the hilarious Maryland contest; stood out against Maryland last season, too) and really liked Cole’s game. Lacks athleticism but is strong, instinctive, and a dangerous blitzer. Should be able to play inside in either a 4-3 or 3-4 or strong side in a 4-3. Makes up for 4.8 speed by being a step ahead and knowing where the play is going.

The Bum: Vontaze Burfict - Arizona State - 6011 / 248

Watch this clown not get drafted. What a fuck-up. Did Burfict even train for the Combine? Judging by his flabulous appearance and overall performance, it sure doesn’t appear that way. A 5.09 in the 40, 30” vertical, and 8’8” broad jump (all worst among linebackers) cast a whole hell of a lot of doubt about him as an athlete. Then you combine that with how awful Burfict came across in his interviews, and, well, it’s not looking good for the former All-American. Perhaps the worst part of it all, however, is that he seems to have absolutely zero self awareness nor the ability to take responsibility for his actions — instead choosing to blame his college coaches, which I’m sure NFL teams loved to hear. The Combine only reaffirmed the prevalent doubts surrounding Burfict; he’s immature and alarmingly undisciplined but has his head so far up his ass that he doesn’t even realize it. His week in Indy can’t be described as anything other than a colossal disaster. I just wonder if the humiliation and indignity that will come with falling so far in the draft — or possibly not even getting drafted at all — might serve as a wakeup call for Burfict to get his shit together. The desire to prove people wrong can be one hell of a motivator, and it’s probably the only thing he’ll have going for him.

Outside Linebacker

The Best: Shea McClellin - Boise State - 6032 / 260

Versatile player who can play standing up or with his hand on the ground. Always impressed me when I watched Boise State. Athletic, fundamentally sound, high motor, elite instincts. Has everything you look for and will be an immediate starter. Considered one of the safer prospects in the draft. Most common NFL comparison: Mike Vrabel.

Sleeper #1: Demario Davis - Arkansas State - 6016 / 232

Below is what I wrote in my Senior Bowl preview (and for igglesblitz.com), when Davis was still relatively unknown and projected as a sixth or seventh round pick, at best. As I suspected, he greatly improved his stock in the months leading up the draft and most projections I see now have him going in the third round.

A player who I think will be a riser in the coming months. Knew his name from draft websites, but first got a chance to watch him in the GoDaddy.com Bowl and was blown away. Obtained some torrents of Arkansas State games from the season and came away even more impressed, especially because Davis played behind a defensive line that moved around a lot and didn’t occupy blockers like a normal front four. As a result, he had to be very adept at taking on blockers and flashed the ability to stack and shed. Davis is a tremendous athlete — Arkansas State offensive coaches actually wanted him on that side of the ball last season — for the position who can run (wouldn’t surprise me if he ends up being the fastest linebacker prospect not named Zach Brown); he’s a true sideline-to-sideline guy who quickly diagnoses what’s going on and also makes plays in the backfield. Very fluid in his movements and drops; comfortable in coverage and can hang with running backs and tight ends. As I watched Davis play, the one thought that came to mind over and over again was that he looked like a pro. Honestly, I can’t believe he hasn’t gotten more hype, regardless of playing at Arkansas State. Oh, and the cherry on top is that Davis is a fundamentally sound tackler. He exhibits great form, maintains leverage, is strong at the point of attack and impact; wraps up and exerts real “pop” upon contact, more often than not driving the ball carrier backwards. Unquestioned emotional leader of one of the nation’s best overall defenses. Intriguing prospect with obvious NFL skills and the potential to be a starter — worth keeping an eye on.

Sleeper #2: Miles Burris - San Diego State - 6015 / 246

Easily one of my favorite players in all of college football. I watched SDSU in 2010 to get a look at Vincent Brown (one of my 2011 draft sleepers and a guy who’s going to break out in a big way this upcoming season) and was instantly drawn to Burris. One of those down-and-dirty, gritty types who just plays hard and physical and is everywhere on the field. Excellent tackler who has a knack for blitzing and getting to the QB as well (led the Aztecs in tackles with 76 and in sacks with 8). Actually tested better athletically than I anticipated. Versatile, could play all three linebacker positions. Gonna be a good NFL player. Burris will probably start out as a special teams ace, but he’ll eventually become a starter. I’m confident of that and am hoping the Eagles take him in the middle rounds.

Cornerback

The Best: Stephon Gilmore - South Carolina - 6004 / 180

Morris Claiborne is the popular pick here, but Gilmore tops my list at the position. I just like his physicality and ability to disrupt receivers at the line of scrimmage. Gilmore is an incredible athlete with good size and excellent speed, but he’s also got a gritty, in-your-face style that endears me. I first noticed him during the 2010 season when I watched #19 South Carolina upset #1 Alabama, 35-21. I tuned in at the time to get a look at cornerback Chris Culliver, who I regarded as one of last year’s most underrated prospects. Yet it was the starting cornerback opposite Culliver who grabbed my attention, and that was Stephon Gilmore. He racked up 9 tackles, 2 sacks, and was smothering in coverage. I’ve been a fan ever since.

Underrated: Casey Hayward - Vanderbilt - 5113 / 192

From the Senior Bowl preview:

The best college cornerback you’ve never heard of; underrated and under-hyped, but a guy who I think can start in the NFL from day one. Hayward won’t really stand out from a physical standpoint or because he’s got blazing speed, yet when you watch him play it’s obvious he’s legit. Instincts, intelligence, technique, and overall feel for the game are second to none. Flashes excellent ball skills with the hands of a wide receiver (seven interceptions this season, 15 total in his college career) and had multiple dominant performances, including in the Liberty Bowl against Cincinnati. Hayward shut down Alshon Jeffery in the South Carolina game and had six passes defended — two of which should’ve been intercepted — against Arkansas when charged with covering the likes of Joe Adams (see below) and Jarius Wright (though he did give up a touchdown to Wright). Willing, solid tackler for a corner who attacks the ball carrier and never shies away from the physical parts of the game. Just looks like a pro and has apparently been drawing rave reviews during the Senior Bowl practices.

The Guy Who Came Out of Nowhere: Chris Greenwood - Albion - 6012 / 193

Literally just read about this guy five minutes ago. Division III player who put on a show at the Michigan pro day and instantaneously made himself a legitimate draft prospect. Simply stupid measurables (see here). Ideal size/weight/speed for the cornerback position.

Free Safety

The Best: Brandon Hardin - Oregon State - 6030 / 217

Hardin missed the 2011 season because of a left shoulder injury that required surgery, so he kind of fell off the radar a bit. Nevertheless, he put himself firmly back on the radar during pre-draft workouts. At 6-3, 217 pounds, and with speed in the 4.4 range, Hardin is the perfect physical specimen to quarterback a secondary. A gifted athlete with length, explosion, and range, he played cornerback for the Beavers but is widely viewed as a free safety at the next level. Hardin is strong, unafraid to get physical with wide receivers or when encountering a ball carrier, and can match up with anyone. One issue: Not much of a playmaker and only had one interception during his college career. Nevertheless, you simply don’t find many secondary players of this size/weight/speed caliber, and for that reason alone Hardin is worth a selection. I see him as a stronger, faster, and more athletic version of Brandon Browner (also a former Beaver).

Boom/Bust: George Iloka - Boise State - 6035 / 225

From the Senior Bowl preview:

Rare physical specimen for the safety position. I wrote about him back in September (Doug Martin, too). The thing that really stood out to me from the Senior Bowl weigh-in is Iloka’s wingspan, which was measured at 81 3/8”; given the way the NFL is trending with the evolution of the tight end position, Iloka’s size, length, and athleticism present a possible solution to that matchup problem for defensive coordinators. 

Full text of the report from September for those who don’t feel like clicking on the link:

First off, Iloka definitely passes the eye test. He’s got excellent size for the position with 4.5 speed and has been a major contributor since his freshman season. A former wide receiver in high school, Iloka took seamlessly to the safety position immediately. He’s a ball hawk who’s long, athletic, fluid, and plays fast. Not only does Iloka excel in pass defense, but he’s improved considerably as a tackler over the course of his career. He’s also a capable blitzer who has shown the ability to disrupt plays in the backfield. I really like Iloka’s game a lot and believe he has the potential to be an impact player at the NFL level. I will be keeping a close eye on him tonight.

Sleeper: Justin Bethel - Presbyterian - 5116 / 200

Intriguing small school prospect who seems to project more as a free safety at the next level (he played CB in college). Looked really good in the drills at the Combine, which is where I first learned about him, and has been garnering a lot of attention ever since. Mel Kiper has him as part of his “underrated” group.

At worst, I envision Bethel as an ace special teamer who will block a few kicks — just as he did NINE times in college — because of his freakishly long arms (76 3/4” wingspan).

Strong Safety

The Best: Mark Barron - Alabama - 6011 / 213

Overall, this is a weak safety class, but it just so happens that the best prospect at the position is also, in my opinion, one of the better prospects in the entire draft. I’ve watched Mark Barron for years at Alabama, and it was always apparent that he’d be an immediate NFL starter and impact pro. He’s stronger against the run than in coverage (though he’s much better in coverage than is the norm for strong safeties and has plenty of experience matching up with receivers one-on-one), but I still think he’s as safe and sure a pick as Luke Kuechly, and whichever team drafts him will have found its starting strong safety for the next decade. Barron’s as good and complete as they come at the position, and for that reason I’m hoping he doesn’t fall to the Cowboys at #14.

Next Best: Brandon Taylor - Louisiana State - 5111 / 209

Leader of that vaunted LSU defense and always noticeable on the field. Love his game. Smart, reliable, able to play in the box or in coverage (better than Barron in this respect). Like Barron, I think he’s a safe pick and a lock to start for an NFL team for the next decade.

Third Best: Harrison Smith - Notre Dame - 6016 / 213

What I wrote about him leading up to the Senior Bowl:

Big, strong, physical, speed in the 4.5 range. Ideal size and build for the position. While he’s listed as a strong safety and thought to be most effective in run support, I think Smith’s coverage ability is very underrated. Notre Dame’s always on TV, so he’s gotten a lot of exposure and always looked pretty good matching up one-on-one with tight ends (the game against Michigan State was by far his best in coverage). Smart, confident, mature player who exudes leadership and is a dependable tackler.

Underrated: Matt Daniels - Duke - 5116 / 212

Fast, instinctive, and a tackling machine. Four-year starter.

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Jacob Grill-Abramowitz: Blogger and Truth Enthusiast

My good friend Jacob Grill-Abramowitz, or simply “GA” to everyone except his parents, was tapped by Grantland writer Jonah Keri via Twitter to help with some research concerning MLB games this season that have been directly impacted by an umpire’s missed call. I’m here to acknowledge GA’s accomplishment and new-found fame, as well as immortalize his contribution to the site. He’s also probably the biggest baseball fan I know and watches literally every Red Sox game. Yup, all 162 of them.

Now, I implore you, click on the link and experience GA’s unmistakable brilliance. Ten years from now, when we look back and wonder how it got to the point that MLB games are being officiated by robots in umpire uniforms, we’ll remember this article and dub April 25 “GA Day.”

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Flyers Season Review and Eastern Conference Playoff Preview

With the playoffs set to start in less than an hour, I’ve found myself thinking a lot about how we got here. Going into the season, no one really knew what to expect from this iteration of the Flyers. Paul Holmgren overhauled and restructured the roster during a summer unlike any other. While there were those who thought subtracting Mike Richards and Jeff Carter would debilitate the team, I was one of the people who saw things differently. I liked what Holmgren did and felt the moves positioned the Flyers favorably for the future. There was new blood and a renewed sense of hope, vigor, and excitement in a locker room that was irreconcilably fractured by the end of last season. I never doubted that Claude Giroux could step into the spotlight as the face of the franchise and become a superstar. I never doubted that Peter Laviolette was the right coach to lead this collection of veterans and rookies and mold it into a strong, cohesive unit. I just needed to see how all the other pieces would fit together.

What we learned:

- First, the two blockbuster trades over the summer have worked out for the Flyers just about as well as anyone could have imagined. Thanks to the good fortune of having Sean Couturier slip to the eighth pick in the draft — combined with Jakub Voracek’s inspired play and the selection of Nick Cousins with the Blue Jackets’ third round pick — we will soon label the Jeff Carter trade as the second coming of Mark Recchi for Eric Desjardins and John LeClair. It’s a franchise-shaper. Meanwhile, the Mike Richards trade returned Wayne Simmonds, Brayden Schenn, and a second round pick eventually used to acquire Nicklas Grossmann (more on him later). While Schenn struggled through injuries over the first half of the season, Simmonds immediately proved with his toughness, effort, and win-at-all-costs mentality that he was born to wear a Flyers sweater. The guy’s so good, he can even score with his face. Simmonds also ended up validating Paul Holmgren’s belief that there was “something more there” in terms of his offensive ability by posting career highs in goals (28) and points (49), while playing in all 82 games.

Schenn, meanwhile, has been more of an enigma. When on his game, he mixes offensive skill with physicality and plays an in-your-face style. When off his game, he’s passive and invisible. Luckily, Schenn started to play his best hockey over the final few weeks of the season and was arguably one the Flyers’ top forwards down the stretch. He had perhaps his best performance as a pro against Pittsburgh in the last game of the regular season. What’s more, it’s obvious he relishes the chance to go up against Sidney Crosby. Very rarely do you see players successfully pin Crosby against the boards and separate him from the puck when he’s cycling down low, but Schenn has done so at least once in each of the past three Flyers/Penguins tilts. It’s a subtle play on the surface, but anyone who knows the game — and has watched Sidney Crosby operate — understands why such a maneuver is so noteworthy.

- This is a Flyers team that thrives on adversity. Whether it’s losing captain, top defenseman, and future Hall of Famer Chris Pronger to a likely career-ending post-concussion syndrome injury or routinely falling behind early in games and battling back to win, this is a team that plays its best hockey with its back against the wall. It’s not a traditional recipe for success, and conventional wisdom says it’s an unsustainable trend, especially in the playoffs. I’d rather the team come out strong and get off to a fast start, but, hey, whatever works.

- Claude Giroux finished third in the league in points (93) and cemented his status as a superstar. This is his team — he is the face of the franchise and the future captain. While Giroux’s goal-scoring tapered off in the second half of the season — though his play-making did not — and there were times when he struggled because he tried to do too much or held onto the puck for too long, his indefatigable effort was always present. Giroux possesses otherworldly talent and, perhaps most importantly, has a good head on his shoulders. He will be a fixture atop the league for years to come, and there’s no denying how privileged we are to have him on the Flyers.

- I was especially critical of and harsh on Ilya Bryzgalov while he did his best emulation of what a piece of human Swiss cheese might look like in net. It was a painful experience to watch him play goalie, and I found myself cringing and sweating bullets every time an opposing player carried the puck into the Flyers’ offensive zone. Bryzgalov tortured me — and all other Flyers fans — for nearly three quarters of the season, but, in essentially the blink of an eye, turned things around in March and returned to past form as one of the league’s best goalies. It actually made me wonder if he was just trolling us all the whole time. A much more tangible reason for the 180, however, is that in addition to the arrival of Nicklas Grossmann to bolster the defense, it was also around this time that the Flyers’ leadership group had an intervention with Bryzgalov and told him to cut all the extracurricular bullshit and focus solely on being the goalie the team needed in order to make a deep run in the playoffs. In short, he wasn’t brought here and promised $51 million over nine years to be a sideshow clown. Bryzgalov apparently took that talk to heart and has looked locked in and determined on the ice ever since — a mindset that was undoubtedly lacking for much of the season. He has espoused the team over the individual and taken the focus off of himself, primarily by dismissing the ever-annoying and invasive Philly media who are always trying to stir shit up. Though dealing with a chip fracture in his foot, Bryzgalov is the man between the pipes for the Flyers, and it’s time to show that March was not a fluke.

- After a rough start that had people wondering if a trade was in store, Scott Hartnell harnessed his talents and blossomed into one of the league’s premier power forwards. Turns out all it took was a promotion to Claude Giroux’s wing to get Hartnell going on the path to a career season, in which he scored 37 goals (tied for sixth in the NHL) and notched 30 assists while playing his trademarked sandpaper style. In the process, he also took on more of a leadership role and has embraced the added responsibility. Not only is Hartnell blessed with soft hands and a howitzer of a shot, but he’s not afraid to go into the dirty areas to make plays or take punishment in front of the net to score goals. He also knows how to piss off the other team and get opposing players off their game. A supreme agitator who can also score upwards of 40 goals? Yeah, you don’t see those nowadays. Scott Hartnell is one of the engines that makes this Flyers team go, and he’ll need to be at his best in the playoffs. He’s also a cool, funny, down-to-earth dude who encapsulates why hockey players are the most beloved professional athletes.

- Jaromir Jagr isn’t the player he was when he left the league four years ago, but he’s still pretty damn good. Even though his play — mainly his goal scoring — tailed off toward the end of the season, his presence in the locker room and the example he set for younger players cannot be overstated. Jagr was just as important to this team off the ice as he was on it. He says he wants to play next year, and I hope the Flyers bring him back.

- Danny Briere had an up-and-down season and dogged it far too often for my liking. Still, he appeared to find a comfort zone on a line centering Schenn and Simmonds and had registered nine points in five games before Joe Vitale’s hard hit sidelined him with an upper back contusion. Briere is in the lineup for Game 1 tonight, and we can only hope he taps into his playoff magic reserve as in years past.

- The kids are, in fact, alright. Better than alright, actually. For the Flyers to have success this season, it was no secret that the influx of rookies populating the roster would have to step up. And step up they did. Led by Matt Read and Sean Couturier, the Flyers boasted the league’s best crop of first-year players — a group that combined for 128 points (64 goals, 64 assists) and played significant minutes every game. In fact, Read and Couturier were both staples on the penalty killing unit and quickly earned Laviolette’s trust to play in all situations. Read has been marvelous in every possible way and possesses a shot that portends 30-goal ability. He skates on ice like a cheetah runs on land and is a heady, cerebral player who does all the little things that help a team win hockey games.

With all due respect to Read, the player who generates the most excitement among Flyers fans is Sean Couturier. From the moment training camp began, it was clear as day that he belonged in the NHL. Remember, Couturier was out on the ice for the final minute of the first game of the season as the Flyers clung to a 2-1 lead over the defending Stanley Cup champion Bruins. Laviolette’s post-game declaration that Couturier was the best defensive forward on the team was as illuminating as it was shocking. But you know something? Coach was right. Couturier’s defensive game is extraordinarily advanced for a player his age, and I begin to salivate when thinking about what he’ll look like three years down the road. He’s genuinely team-first oriented all the way and plays with the poise, maturity, and composure of a ten-year veteran. Nothing seems to faze the kid, either. Make no mistake, Couturier is a rare breed. The only part of his skill set that doesn’t grade as a “plus” is his skating, but it’s still above average and not a deterrent to his game. Couturier’s hockey IQ is elite, his positioning perfect, his stick work sublime, and you can tell his offensive game has serious potential (he’s already got a wicked wrister, Giroux-like vision, is superb along the boards, and strong on the puck); the kid’s a natural, and he does something every game that makes you cognizant of it. At his peak, Sean Couturier will score 70+ points while playing Selke Trophy-caliber defense against the opposition’s best player. We’ll get our first sampling in the upcoming series versus Pittsburgh, where Couturier will be matched up with probable league MVP Evgeni Malkin.

Honorable mentions to Zac Rinaldo (the human homing missile), Marc-Andre Bourdon (who came out of nowhere but showed legitimate NHL skills and will be playing on the third defensive pairing with Andreas Lilja), Erik Gustafsson (Kimmo Timonen-lite), and Harry Zolnierczyk.

- Speaking of rookies, Eric Wellwood has been a revelation these past few months. Holy shit, I love this kid. If Matt Read is a cheetah, Wellwood is the ThrustSSC. His explosive first step and acceleration are unlike anything I’ve seen before; he’s at top speed in a millisecond. Wellwood has always been lauded for his defensive acumen (in fact, it’s what got him drafted), but he’s shown impressive offensive skill as well. Every game I watch him play, I find myself liking him more and more. I think Wellwood has the talent to be a 15-20-goal scorer at the NHL level and hope he remains a regular even when James van Riemsdyk is healthy. He’s earned that right.

- When Jakub Voracek goes into beast mode, he can be the best player on the ice. If he had a more potent shot and better finishing ability, he’d be a point-per-game player. As it is, Voracek’s speedy and powerful skating complements his relentless work on the forecheck and strength protecting the puck to make plays. Furthermore, he’s another guy whose effort is never in question. Side note: There’s not a faster line in hockey than Voracek-Read-Wellwood. It’s a treat to watch them buzz around the ice and make opponents look like they’re skating in quicksand.

- Max Talbot. Love the guy; he’s a player that every team needs. In addition to his leadership and tireless work on the penalty kill, Talbot chipped in a career-high 19 goals. With any luck, he’ll prove himself a Penguin-killer in the playoffs.

- Nicklas Grossmann, a player who I said wouldn’t single-handedly fix what ailed the Flyers on defense, proved me wrong. Totally wrong. It’s not merely a coincidence that Ilya Bryzgalov’s transformation from infuriating sieve into impenetrable brick wall coincided with Grossmann’s arrival. The big defenseman has been a godsend for the Flyers and added a physical, intimidating element that was so noticeably absent on the back end. All of a sudden, opposing forwards couldn’t camp out in front of the net without paying the price in the form of bodily harm. The entire defense as a whole followed suit and started to play better, especially Braydon Coburn, who now joins forces with Grossmann to form the Flyers top shutdown defensive pairing. Grossmann has also provided further value by living up to his reputation as a shot-blocking connoisseur. He was justly rewarded with a new four-year, $14 million contract extension.

- Two months ago I had absolutely zero faith that this Flyers team could legitimately contend for the Stanley Cup. Today, I’m singing a completely different tune. As long as Bryzgalov plays like he’s capable and the defense is solid, the Flyers can beat anyone (aside from maybe, sigh, the fucking New York Rangers).

- The future for the Flyers is very, very bright, and the foundation for sustained success has been laid. As the core players grow and mature together, I’m thinking a Stanley Cup championship isn’t too far away. This team is comprised of a fun, likable, and resilient group of guys who play hard and play for each other. Paul Holmgren is building something special here, and I’m elated to be along for the ride.

Predictions

(1) New York Rangers vs. (8) Ottawa Senators

Bad draw for the top seed here. Ottawa’s a fast, gritty, and offensively talented team that gave the Rangers problems during the regular season. With Jason Spezza, Daniel Alfredsson, Milan Michalek, and Erik Karlsson leading the way, the Senators finished fourth in the league in scoring. Guys like Kyle Turris and Nick Foligno provide solid secondary scoring, as well. Even though the Senators ranked 24th in goals allowed, they have an unheralded goalie in Craig Anderson who’s been known to steal games in the playoffs before. Yeah, the Rangers have Henrik Lundqvist and play suffocating defense, but I’m going with my gut and picking the shocking upset here. Might the fact that I’m bitter about the way the Rangers utterly owned the Flyers this season have influenced my prediction here? Perhaps. Senators in 6.

(2) Boston Bruins vs. (7) Washington Capitals

I know the Capitals have played the Bruins well this season, but I still like the defending champions in this series. I’ve watched enough Caps games this season to know that I don’t trust them in a seven-game series, even though Alex Ovechkin rediscovered his scoring touch and Nicklas Backstrom has returned. I think the Bruins have the clear advantage in overall skill and physicality and expect them to impose their will and grind down Washington’s defensive corps. Capitals goalie Braden Holtby has performed admirably down the stretch after being thrown into the fire, but the playoffs are a different animal. Then again, maybe the whole “no pressure” factor will work in his favor — and in favor of the Caps as a whole. Whatever, I still like Boston. Bruins in 5.

(3) Florida Panthers vs. (6) New Jersey Devils

The Devils ruined my childhood multiple times, and I still hate them so, so much, regardless of the fact that the Flyers exorcised those demons in the last two playoffs series between the teams. Also, seemingly everyone is writing this series off as an easy Devils romp. Fuck that, the Devils love losing in the first round of the playoffs. Go Panthers, and bring back the rats. Panthers in 7.

(4) Pittsburgh Penguins vs. (5) Philadelphia Flyers

By far the most compelling series of the entire first round, in either conference. It’s all anyone’s been talking about since hostilities boiled over on the ice and behind the benches at the end of the Flyers’ 6-4 victory at CONSOL Energy Center on April 1. If you want to get someone into hockey, have them watch this series. It’s going to be a bloodbath, and it’s going to be glorious. These teams genuinely despise each other, and the passion and intensity will make for an incredible spectacle. The Penguins are the favorites to win the Stanley Cup — with good reason — but the Flyers aren’t intimidated. They match up well across the board and aren’t hesitant to come at the Pens physically. Plus, the Flyers love playing at the CONSOL Energy Center. Attack with speed, get the cycle game going, and grind them all game long. It’ll pay off. I feel a calm, quiet, and almost eerie confidence about playing the Penguins. I actually wanted to play them in the first round. I want to see Sean Couturier match up against Evgeni Malkin and become his permanent foil. I want to see Brayden Schenn continue to elevate his game and play chippy when on the ice with Sidney Crosby. I want to see Claude Giroux continue his mastery of the Penguins. I want to see Scott Hartnell piss everyone off. I want to see Jaromir Jagr and Max Talbot come back to haunt their former team. If Ilya Bryzgalov doesn’t shit the bed, I like Philly to pull off the upset. One last thing: Nothing would be sweeter than winning the deciding game in Pittsburgh. Flyers in 7. 

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2012 National League Preview

Yes, I’m late, but whatever, I do what I want. This won’t be as extensive as Class’s American League preview, but maybe that’s a good thing.

NL East

This division is going to be a bloodbath, and I’ve been saying for months now that it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if the Phillies’ reign as champions comes to an end.

1. Florida Miami Marlins (Record: 92-70)

Do people realize how preposterously stacked this team is, especially on offense? Just take a look at the lineup. A core of Hanley Ramirez (mercurial yet undeniably blessed with rare talent), Mike Giancarlo Stanton (he’s going to hit 50 home runs at some point), Gaby Sanchez, Logan Morrison, and Emilio Bonifacio was enhanced by the signing of Jose Reyes in the offseason. Let’s also not forget the Marlins added Mark Buehrle and Carlos Zambrano (can a change of scenery and union with the equally loco Ozzie Guillen revive his career?) to a starting rotation that features one of baseball’s premier pitchers in Josh Johnson, as well as Heath Bell to fill the closer’s role. If this team stays healthy, I honestly think it’ll win the division.

As for the new ballpark… well, Lance Berkman is not a fan. After last night, I doubt Giancarlo Stanton is either. It looks like Marlins’ owner Jeffrey Loria went for style over substance with this grandiose construction, and it could end up being to the detriment of his own team.

2. Philadelphia Phillies (Record: 91-71)*

There’s a distinct whiff of fear in the air in Philadelphia about what the summer holds in store for the geriatric Phillies. It took some time for the uneasiness to become full-blown panic, but we’re almost there. In fact, if you heed the warnings of writers and listen to sports radio, we’re already there. Let’s delve into the reasons for hysterics:

- Our old, injured team is, in fact, old and injured. Who knew? Ryan Howard and Chase Utley, the starting left side of the infield, represents a combined financial commitment of $155 million. Both players are out indefinitely, and there exists a real — fine, likely — possibility that their best years are behind them.

- Chase Utley’s degenerative knees have him on the fast track to early retirement. Even if that statement proves untrue, the unfortunate reality is it looks more and more likely that the Chase Utley of the past is no more. We were incredibly spoiled in getting to witness one of the best five-year stretches for any second basemen in baseball history, and it’s never easy to acknowledge when a dominant player begins to decline.

- Ryan Howard, even when he’s healthy enough to play, won’t be truly 100%, back-to-normal healthy probably until next season. Add that to the fact he’s already begun his decline, and I have an ominous feeling about the Big Stick in 2012. Specifically, I envision a player whose base strength won’t be at its usual level, but whose plate discipline will remain erratic. In other words, expect to see a further decrease in Howard’s power numbers while he still helplessly flails at curveballs and sliders a foot off the plate. All for the sparkling price of $125 million over the next five years. Can’t wait.

- Remember Rany Jazayerli’s inflammatory article on Grantland near the end of last season that rankled Phillies fans and prompted them to get all defensive? Well, I maintain that the reason so many Phillies fans cried blasphemy and went into vitriol-spewing mode is because Jazayerli was just articulating their deepest fears. At least that’s how I felt about it. The guy is smart — really smart — and knows his baseball. His prediction of imminent doom for the Phillies beyond 2011 wasn’t novel in thought, but it was the proverbial turd in the punch bowl that was an otherwise sublime season. Now, over seven months later, Jazayerli’s warning smacks of painful prescience. This could be the worst Phillies offense we’ve seen in quite some time. Baseball Prospectus forecasted the Phils would score the least amount of runs in the NL East (30 fewer than Washington) and be among the NL’s worst offenses. Considering some of the downright ugly lineups Charlie Manuel will have to trot out this season, there’s little reason to believe that projection is way off base. Having great pitching is essential, but teams still need to score more than a few runs per game to win. Best case scenario: The Phils are relatively healthy by the end of the year and get hot at precisely the right time, ala the 2010 San Francisco Giants.

- Who plays left field? For now, it’ll be a combination of John Mayberry, Jr., Laynce Nix, and Juan Pierre. I’m still holding out hope for Domonic Brown and am higher on him than so many other Phillies fans who have jumped ship. I saw a lot of improvement at the plate during his stint in the majors last season (especially with pitch selectivity), although there’s no doubt he remains a relative disaster in the outfield and needs to improve there if he ever hopes to play regularly in the big leagues. Come on, Dom, put it all together.

Now for the good:

- JIM THOME IS BACK! It’s only fitting that the guy who signed a mega-contract in Philadelphia nearly a decade ago as the Phillies were beginning their ascent is coming back for what in all likelihood will be his final season. I don’t care if Thome plays some first base and totally stinks up the joint — I’ll still love him just the same. He’ll be an invaluable member of the team both as a bench player and clubhouse presence. I can just imagine Gentleman Jim hitting a clutch pinch-hit home run late in the season to vault the Phillies to victory in a must-win game. One can dream, right?

- The starting staff is still led by Roy Halladay, Cliff Lee, and Cole Hamels, with Vance Worley and Joe Blanton rounding out the final two spots. Halladay had some velocity concerns in the middle of spring trainer and seldom resembled his usually precise self. The good news is he threw the ball better his last two starts and looks fine to start the season. Lee dominated his final two starts when Charlie treated it like a regular season game and let him go six innings. Hamels’ performance during the spring has fluctuated, but he’s throwing the ball really well and is still very much in his prime as a pitcher. The man is going to get paid, and I hope it’s by the Phillies. Truth of the matter is that none of the big three endear themselves to me quite like Vance Worley does. Here’s a guy who was always in the second tier of prospects when you read reports about the Phillies’ farm system and never exactly dominated in the minors. Yet the Vanimal resembles his nickname in both appearance and demeanor. With those thick, black-rimmed glasses protecting a menacing stare and a flat-brimmed hat snugly resting on top of his mohawk, Worley reminds you of a character you could’ve seen in Major League. Big Joe Blanton, fresh off elbow surgery, looked strong and sharp during the spring. You could do a lot worse as far as fifth starters go.

With that kind of starting pitching, a team will always be in contention. Still, as we saw in last year’s playoffs, it doesn’t matter how good the pitching is when the offense can’t score.

- Jonathan Papelbon, while grossly overpaid, should fit in quite well with both this team and city. At first, I was incredulous that the Phillies sunk $50 million over four years into the closer position (though at least it wasn’t spent on hard-luck Ryan Madson), especially when that money should have been used to upgrade the offense. But then I realized there’s nothing I can do about it and that I might as well start prepping my Papelboner. If he can manage to convert saves at an 85+% clip, I’ll be satisfied. So far, so good after one game. I also hope Papelbon can serve as a mentor to possible future closer Phillippe Aumont when he gets his chance with the Phillies.

- Congratulations to Joe Savery for making the final roster. It’s been a long, strange trip for the former 2007 first round draft pick out of Rice, who’s gone from starting pitcher to first baseman to relief pitcher during his time in the organization. He has finally settled in as a lefty reliever and even seen an increase in velocity. If Savery can also serve as an emergency pinch hitter (ala Micah Owings), he’ll automatically vault himself to folk hero status among Phillies fans.

- Freddy Galvis. As a result of the Utley injury saga rearing its ugly head once again, the Phillies were forced to switch Galvis, a shortstop by trade and one of the organization’s top prospects, over to second base. The 22-year old Venezuelan has seamlessly transitioned his slick-fielding ways to the position and will be the starting second basemen on Opening Day. Charlie Manuel, along with just about everyone else, has raved about Galvis’s natural ability and baseball IQ (both in the field and on the bases). His ability with the glove has never been in question, even dating back to when the Phillies first started scouting him at age 14, but it’s how he develops as a hitter that will ultimately determine his long-term potential in the majors. For someone labeled as an “all glove, no bat” prospect, Galvis had a remarkable spring at the dish, to the tune of a .280/.295/.476 line with 9 R, 2 HR, 14 RBI, 2 BB and 8 SO in 82 AB. Remember, before 2011, Galvis had cracked .600 OPS in the minors just once. However, he was also always the youngest player on his teams and still maturing physically. Galvis came into camp in February noticeably stronger, after having added around ten pounds in muscle during the offseason, and it reflected in his stat line. Don’t expect a .771 OPS, but if he can manage to hover around the .700 mark — however unlikely that may be — while playing stellar defense, it would be a godsend.

Unfortunately, nothing gold can stay, and my outlook on this season is more grim than I would like. I’ve already come to grips that this most recent golden era of Phillies baseball is rapidly drawing to a close, and, as much as it pains me to invoke the thought, I wouldn’t be surprised if they miss out on the playoffs altogether. While completely arbitrary and not grounded in statistical data, missing the playoffs in 2012 would follow the downward trend that started with the World Series victory in 2008:

2009 - Lost World Series

2010 - Lost NLCS

2011 - Lost NLDS

While the demise of the Phillies is being greatly exaggerated (I hope), it’s apparent that the current core is indubitably on the decline. Brace yourselves, Phillies fans, the fun — and, oh, how much fun it’s been — is just about over. Let’s hope they defy the odds and have another (last?) run left in them, but I’m lacking confidence, just in case you couldn’t tell. That said, I’m still comfortable — who am I kidding, I’m definitely going against my better judgment here — predicting the 2012 Phillies to be one of the two Wild Card teams in the NL.

3. Atlanta Braves (Record: 87-75)

It seems like everyone is either heavily sleeping on Jason Heyward or has just forgotten about him altogether. That would be a mistake. If Heyward can stay healthy (and, as we’ve seen during first two seasons in the big leagues, that’s a big “if”), he has the raw talent to be among the game’s best players — if not the best player, period. We’re talking about as bona fide a five-tool player as there is walking the planet, someone who personifies the spirit of the “can’t miss” label and, based on pure ability alone, is really the perfect baseball player. Heyward can hit for average, hit for power, run the bases with speed and intelligence, possesses a cannon for an arm, fields his position effortlessly, and has a mental makeup that is off the charts. What he did in the minor leagues as an 18-, 19-, and 20-year old was nothing short of incredible. Aside from injuries, I see no possible way Heyward doesn’t fulfill his immense potential and become a superstar in the majors. It just sucks that I’ll have to watch him do it as an Atlanta Brave.

4. Washington Nationals (Record: 86-76)

Living in DC and having observed this franchise over the past four years, I’m prepared to believe in its viability as a legitimate contender. Even if the breakthrough ascent doesn’t happen in 2012, it will in the very near future. The Nationals are coming, and the rest of the NL East — and all of baseball, for that matter — knows it, too. I liken what’s happening to the pro baseball team in DC with what happened to the pro hockey team in Pittsburgh. Both teams just happened to be the worst in their respective sports at the perfect time and, as luck would have it, sucked their way into drafting generational talents in back-to-back years. Also like the Penguins, I expect the Nationals to reap the rewards of their past impotence for years to come as the team evolves into a league power.

Honestly, it’s hard for me not to like the Nationals a little bit. I’ve watched a lot of their games and seen the core develop. If the Nationals do have their Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin to build around in Bryce Harper and Stephen Strasburg, they’re going to win at least a few NL East titles — I’m predicting a World Series, too — over the next 5-10 years.

5. New York Mets (Record: 70-92)

Fuck ‘em.

NL Central

1. St. Louis Cardinals (Record: 96-66)

I think the Cardinals, even without Albert Pujols, will actually be better in 2012. This is still a team with a deep pitching staff and potent lineup. Adam Wainright (remember him?) is back from Tommy John surgery, while Carlos Beltran — well, a healthy Carlos Beltran — should help somewhat alleviate the loss of Pujols in the middle of the order. Having Lance Berkman, Matt Holliday, and David Freese also helps soften the blow. Lastly, I really like the decision to appoint Mike Matheny as Tony La Russa’s successor as manager.

Breakout player: John Jay. I liked him a lot last year and think he’ll blossom as the Cardinals’ everyday center fielder.

2. Cincinnati Reds (Record: 88-74)*

Joey Votto is probably the coolest player in baseball. He looks like a mobster straight out of Goodfellas and has a stare that’ll make you shit your pants.Plus, the dude is a Moneyball disciple’s wet dream. That 10-year, $225 million contract is insane, but Votto will be worth the investment for at least half the term. Unfortunate news about Ryan Madson needing Tommy John surgery and missing the season, but I think Sean Marshall is going to seize the opportunity and be a revelation at the closer spot.

3. Milwaukee Brewers (Record: 79-83)

Ryan Braun was obviously the target of an anti-Semetic drug testing program engineered by MLB to tarnish the reputation of the league’s best, most visible Jewish player. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you. All kidding aside, that had to be one of the more bizarre incidents ever, and the fact that Braun was exonerated based on a technicality won’t clear his name in the court of public opinion. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, and this whole thing stinks to high heaven. Alas, it’s something that will likely get swept under the rug and fade into oblivion as time goes on.

With a rotation featuring Zack Greinke and Yovani Gallardo and Jon Axford holding down the closer’s the role, the Brewers have enough to contend. Still, they’re really going to come to regret the Shaun Marcum-for-Brett Lawrie trade, especially in light of Prince Fielder’s departure.

4. Pittsburgh Pirates (Record: 77-85)

My candidate for this season’s Michael Morse Memorial Breakout Player of the Year Award (here’s what I wrote about Morse in December 2010 and then again at the start of the 2011 season): Pirates’ first baseman Garrett Jones, of whom I’ve always been an admirer from afar. As someone who’s been privy to watching him play live, I know he oozes serious potential. Jones is one of those guys where the sound of his bat perfectly striking the ball just sounds different. It’s the unmistakable, thunderous, and jarring crack that whips you to attention as the ball screams its way out of the park at warp speed. As soon as something like that happens, you put a check next to the “plus, plus” box in the player’s “power” tool section. Jones fits a similar profile and possesses the qualities I look for in a potential breakout player — imposing physical specimen, demonstrated big league ability during limited playing time, prodigious power as a hitter. Finally, according to Pirates fans, he’s the best looking guy on the team. That has to count for something.

Also, Andrew McCutcheon is reminiscent of a young Barry Bonds. Good to see the Pirates acted like a legitimate professional sports franchise and locked him up long-term.

5. Chicago Cubs (Record: 71-91)

The gospel of Theo Epstein’s second endeavor as a GM begins in 2012. He has the same resources at his disposal as he had with the Red Sox, and you have to think it’s only a matter of time before the Cubs follow an analogous trajectory of development. It won’t happen overnight, though.

6. Houston Astros (Record: 61-101)

So, this team is composed of Fat El Caballo Carlos Lee, Brett Myers back in the closer’s role, and… what, exactly? A smorgasbord of minor leaguers? Gonna be a long season for the Astros.

NL West

1. San Francisco Giants(Record: 88-74)

Buster Posey’s back, and the pitching is still, for my money, the best in baseball. The offense is always the question mark with this Giants team, but I think there will be enough to win the division.

2.  Colorado Rockies (Record: 86-76)

I believe in the power of Jamie Moyer. Well, mainly Troy Tulowitzki and Carlos Gonzalez, but definitely Jamie Moyer, too. I could not be rooting harder for this team unless it was the Phillies.

3. Arizona Diamondbacks (Record: 84-78)

The Trevor Cahill trade certainly bolsters the starting rotation, and Justin Upton is a superstar, but I’m still not buying this team to repeat as division winners.

4. Los Angeles Dodgers (Record: 78-84)

Matt Kemp is awesome, and Clayton Kershaw is the best left-handed starting pitcher in baseball (yes, better than C.C. Sabathia, Cliff Lee, and Cole Hamels). Still, I don’t see enough in the lineup or starting rotation that leads me to believe this team is ready to win the division.

5. San Diego Padres (Record: 69-93)

So, Cameron Maybin is finally going to break out this season, right? I’ve been hearing that for five years now.

Wild Card Round:

Phillies over Reds

Divisional Round:

Cardinals over Phillies in 6

Giants over Marlins in 6

Championship Round:

Cardinals over Giants in 7

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2012 American League Preview or The Modified Pythagorean Projected Rankings Theorem

Guest post — by Brian “Class” Callahan

(Editor’s note: It’s long, but worth the read.)

During a conference call meeting a few months back at work, we discussed what we would have to do to make the leap to compete at the next level in 2012. As people reflected on the past year and described the challenges to come in the year ahead, we realized that we needed to shift the topic of conversation from what we termed tactical changes to structural changes. The big difference in the two is the scale. Making tactical changes may help against a certain level of competition but will only go so far. It is the difference between doing damage on the dance floor at the Thirsty Turtle and being the man of the hour at Pure in Las Vegas.

Making and executing on structural changes has a high degree of difficulty but is essential to success at a higher level. Teams that want to succeed in the AL East, one of the toughest divisions in sports, that are not located in Boston or New York, have to make those structural changes. Tampa Bay has done so in recent years. Toronto looks like it has. But Baltimore has resisted any transformation that would be requisite for them to compete here and has paid the price dearly.

If teams had more resources to compete in the Central, then there may be more room at the top. As it is, the best team from last year will be the best team again. Detroit lost a reliable producer in the middle of its lineup but went out and signed one of the best free agents on the market. Kansas City has slowly developed an exciting collection of young talent and even made savvy trades, such as the acquisition of Jonathan Sanchez, who was one of the best pitchers on a top-flight staff that won the World Series back in 2010. Cleveland gambled with its structural change last year by trading away quality prospects for Ubaldo Jimenez, a guy who has yet to prove he is not a one-year wonder and can pitch against the designated hitters in the American League. Chicago made anti-structural changes by letting its ace and manager go to Miami. And Minnesota is in a long-term player development phase, hoping Terry Ryan can replenish a dry system and franchise guys like Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau can stay healthy long enough to benefit from that next generation of talent.

Out in the West, the Rangers think they can continue their quest to be the Buffalo Bills of baseball by remaining relatively the same; the swap of C.J. Wilson for Yu Darvish was the team’s major move in the offseason. By returning one of the best offenses in baseball and a staff that has the capability to go deep in October, the Rangers may very well return to the Fall Classic and win it. The team will be challenged in the regular season by the Angels, who went out and reeled in the best player of this generation and are waiting for one of the best of the next generation. Even the A’s went out and made an uncharacteristically splashy signing with the addition of Yoenis Cespedes, who could be the best Cuban defector of recent years. The team followed that up by taking a gamble on Manny Ramirez in a classic low-risk, high-reward move by Bill Beane, he of Moneyball fame. And even though it may not be the year for the Mariners, and unfortunately one of the last for the incredible indelible Ichiro, the arrival of Jesus Montero gives the team one of the best young bats in the game. Even if it cost them Michael Pineda, the Mariners had a dearth of offensive production last year and can use all the help they can get. As they say, chicks dig the long ball.

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To bring some rationality to the table, I give you the better-looking and more successful twin of the Karma Rankings, the Modified Pythagorean Projected Rankings Theorem. I calculated the total runs produced and runs allowed for all the players on a team (based on the Sports Illustrated projected starting lineups and pitching staffs), took the run differential for the teams, and then ranked them accordingly (with power to make an Executive Veto in one case). In some cases this was trickier than I had hoped for because of injuries and minor league call-ups. I kept the stats from last year for an injured player on offense (to account for the injury risk of said player) and either took the worst year for an established pitcher who was hurt or the highest number of total runs allowed by a starter on that staff (also accounts for the injury risk of said player and does not allow a team to improve in the total calculation because of an injury).  With minor leaguers I had to be a little more creative to somehow project their performance and not give them too much credit for stats not yet achieved (For a good picture of this see the Royals section). With hitters I took their runs from the minors and any earned in the majors and subtracted 10 to account for the jump. With pitchers I took the pitcher who allowed the most runs and either subtracted or added 10 to that total depending on the consensus scouting reports. If a guy is supposed to be a stud that should somehow be taken into account even if it is hard to measure with this sort of system. While far from perfect, whatever margin of error there is is one I am comfortable with (Editor’s note: Me too). Whew. Still here? Good, let’s go:

AL East

1. New York Yankees

“[Jesus Montero] may be the best player I’ve ever dealt away.” - Brian Cashman

“I have a picture of a centaur above my bed.” - Alex Rodriguez

“What are your hopes and dreams?” - Derek Jeter

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 740

Runs allowed by projected starters: 362

Differential: 378

Combined weight of C.C. Sabathia and Michael Pineda: 560 pounds, or approximately the weight of a large male lion. The Yankees had by far the biggest run differential out of all the teams. A lot of this though depends on the success of its starters (especially Pineda, who has already gone on the DL to start the season) and the health of an aging roster. While there is a big gap between the Yankee differential and the Red Sox’s I think this division will be closer than that indicates. Expect a Game of Thrones-type battle for supremacy in this division. 

2. Boston Red Sox

 “Alfredo Aceves is the greatest athlete of all time.” - Jacob “GA” Grill Abramowitz (Editor’s note: This guy.)

“No chicken, no video games, no beer. Just win, baby.” - Bobby Valentine

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 646

Runs allowed by projected starters: 450*

*Somewhat unreliable because Felix Doubront was in Triple-A, Daniel Bard was in the pen, and Clay Buchholz was injured.

Differential: 196

For the 2012 Red Sox, tactical changes may be all that is needed for a return to the World Series; without that awful start and end they were the best team in baseball last year. John Lackey had a horrible year (Editor’s note: Because he’s horrible) and Tim Wakefield was past being a value add. I think there is some potential with this retooled pitching staff. With a young pitcher like Daniel Bard there are always question marks but the Red Sox have a good track record of player development that should continue under the Ben Cherington regime. Bard was once a potential successor to Jonathan Papelbon in the pen. He has great stuff, throws hard, and according to Soxprospects.com has a slider, a slurve, and a couple pitches not used as often, including a two-seamer, a cutter, and a circle change. I bet on him to be at least as effective as a more vintage Wakefield and potentially a whole lot more. He joins a formidable one-two punch in Josh Beckett and Jon Lester that could be the best in the league. Valentine should give these guys a kick in the arse if they become complacent down the stretch. Still that peskiest of trade deadline concerns lingers in the bullpen. Jonathan Papelbon did not quell the disaster down the stretch last year. And now, new closer Andrew Bailey has already injured his thumb (Editor’s note: Yeah, but that’s why you have Alfredo Aceves). A better starting staff should limit the stress on the pen, which will be vital to avoiding a collapse and staying ahead of the other AL East powers.

3. Tampa Bay Rays

“When we meet with a young pitcher in a meeting planning their first year in big league camp, we always tell them to watch James Shields and the way he prepares…Now that mentality is just ingrained in the fabric of who we are.” - Andrew Friedman

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 532

Runs allowed by projected starters: 391

Differential: 141

The Rays could have the top pitching in the league but will need Evan Longoria to stay healthy so he can anchor a lineup that needs to produce enough runs to keep up with the Sox and Yankees. I always underestimate this team and they always seem to get those late-inning rallies and big-game performances. What Friedman, Joe Maddon, and company have built there is one of the game’s greatest success stories of recent years and a direct challenge to the premise that you need a deep pocket to win.

4. Toronto Blue Jays

“We haven’t done anything yet. But it does feel better to look on the field and see more talent, see better athletes. You start to see what’s been put in place. I don’t know how it’s going to translate. The thought and the hope and the plan is that it translates into wins.” - Alex Anthopoulos

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 489

Runs allowed by projected starters: 388

Differential: 101

The Blue Jays will be better but have questions in the rotation, including Dustin McGowan, SI’s projected #3 starter, who has been on the DL since 2008. In another division these guys could contend for a title. In here I think there is still too much competition to overtake the ranks of the Big 3 and make the playoffs for the first time since the days of Joe Carter. That being said I would not be totally surprised to see this team make the leap this year. I just think the group needs another year; this division is not the easiest place to develop in.

Editor’s Note: I was a year early on the Blue Jays when I predicted they’d be the surprise team of 2011 and win the AL Wild Card. I’ll go ahead and do it again in 2012. With the beloved Maple Leafs stinking up the joint, this time in spectacular late-season fashion, and on track to miss the playoffs for the seventh straight season, Torontonians are turning their attention to the upstart Blue Jays. And this season it feels like there’s an earnest sense of optimism. I mean, when has a “Let’s Go Blue Jays” chant ever derisively serenaded the hapless Leafs during a home game like it did last week against the Flyers? Not only did the Blue Jays post a 23-7 record in spring training but, according to people around the team and even opponents, they seem to have a certain kind of energy and swagger. It’s not twenty years ago — even if the (awesome) retro threads might make you think otherwise — but there’s a real buzz around town about the pro baseball team. Again, I like what Alex Anthopoulos has done north of the border, and I think that Rays-like leap is coming. Jose Bautista proved in 2011 that 2010 was no fluke and he’s one of the league’s premier middle-of-the-lineup threats. Brett Lawrie has been getting a lot of hype this spring, but anyone paying attention last season could see he has the ability to be that scintillating star player who could transform a franchise. Plus, he’s a native son, and the kind of player Canadians everywhere can get behind. Side note: It’d probably be a good idea not to ask Brewers fans, or GM Doug Melvin, about that Shaun Marcum-for-Brett Lawrie trade. I have a feeling five years from now we’re looking back at that as one of the steals of the decade. There was another rookie who made an emphatic impression during his stint with the Blue Jays last year. Remember Eric Thames? Before Lawrie got called up, he was the guy generating headlines for his early success. He finished the season with a .262/.313/.456 line and 12 HR, 37 RBI, 23 BB, and 88 SO in 362 AB over 95 games. Thames raked at each of his minor league stops and has legit power. I’ve also been a Ricky Romero fan ever since I watched him carve up the Phillies in back-to-back starts within ten days during interleague play in 2009. He took that next step last year and is poised to join the ranks of elite left-handed starting pitchers.

Overall, this is actually a pretty cool team and one I’m going to root for in the AL. J.P. Arencibia memorably — and hilariously — started the Tim Kurkjian impersonation craze. Adam Lind isn’t the player who hit 35 home runs and drove in 114 runs while posting a .305/.370/.562 line in 2009, but he’s an adequate fit at first base and just looks like a guy you can’t help but root for. Braves’ castoffs Yunel Escober (shortstop) and Kelly Johnson (second base) form the double play tandem. One-time rising superstar Colby Rasmus struggled mightily — .171/.201/.316 with 14 R, 3 HR, 13 RBI, 5 BB, and 39 SO in 133 AB over 35 games — after being acquired from the Cardinals at the trade deadline for eventual playoff heros Octavio Dotel and Marc Rzepczynski (and, to a lesser extent, Edwin Jackson).* It must especially suck for a player labeled a malcontent to get traded, then see his old team get white hot and go on an unprecedented run through the end of the regular season and playoffs en route to winning the World Series. Ouch. Rasmus will be looking to revive in Toronto a career that stagnated in St. Louis when his differences with Tony La Russa came to a head. He’s a five-tool player with all the ability in the world, and, at 25, enough time to put it together and reach his potential. But that evolution needs to start now.

* Remember, Jim Bowden wouldn’t have made that trade. Then again, he’s also no longer currently working in baseball and instead offers his opinion for your consumption as an ESPN Insider. I guess that John Mozeliak is a pretty smart guy with solid hunches, huh? Just in case you need more proof of his prowess as a GM, watch the Albert Pujols-less Cardinals win the NL Central and be one of baseball’s top teams this season.

5. Baltimore Orioles

“I’m glad to be back, glad to be working for the Orioles, and I’m glad to get another opportunity. I’m glad to back in the major leagues.” - Daniel F. Duquette

“We have good options. We’ll see where we are with the health. It’s kind of like the starting pitching. We think we have the people to do it, it’s just a matter of sorting it out. It’s the easy part and the hard part. I’d feel differently if we didn’t have to people here to do it.” - Buck “Don’t Call Me Optimistic” Showalter

“Guthrie gets a one-year deal in Colorado, avoiding arbitration, and the Birds are once again left with a mess of unproven pitchers…. It’s one thing to dismantle a team. It’s another to put it at a greater competitive disadvantage…. The Orioles are not as good as they were yesterday, which is an amazing thing to say, but it’s true. Guthrie never won in Baltimore, but he competed, and that’s something the Orioles have lacked more than anything these last 14 years.” - Matt Palmer, “Orioles Report”, Press Box, February 6, 2012

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 529

Runs allowed by projected starters: 460*

Differential: 69 (your joke here)

* I used Jeremy Guthrie’s runs allowed for Wei-Yin Chen’s (Editor’s note: Who the fuck is Wei-Yin Chen?!). Chen could step in and be a decent #1 starter for this team. I would be surprised if he was much better than Guthrie, but since this is the Orioles he could always be worse.

Showalter provides a tactical advantage but not much of a structural one. Out of the league for almost a decade, Duquette may very well negate that tactical edge. It is never a good idea to trade a dollar for two quarters; Guthrie may not be an ace, but he is surely a serviceable mid-rotation guy for a contender. AL East teams will continue to tee off on the Orioles in 2012 and I expect Duquette to unload some guys like Adam Jones and get hampered with injuries from rusty veterans like Brian Roberts. Like many in Orioles nation, I am awaiting the day this team returns to prominence. Unfortunately, that day may be years away as the rest of the teams in the AL East continue to get better. (Editor’s note: Poor Baltimorians. You’d be hard pressed to find a more hopeless franchise in sports right now than the Orioles, especially when you factor in the AL East is the ultimate gauntlet of a division. Maybe the Charlotte Bobcats? Shit, the Orioles even managed to get themselves banished from an entire country!)

AL Central

1. Detroit Tigers

“He’s [Prince Fielder] going to come full circle. You know, he’s been there in Detroit most of his young life, so I think he’ll be comfortable in that place…If you’re a good player, you’re a good player. I just think guys like Prince and Albert (Pujols) that have changed leagues, I don’t think there’s going to be too much getting used to. Everybody’s gotta throw it over the plate to hit it, so … he’ll be fine, man.” - Cecil Fielder

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 618

Runs allowed by projected starters: 501

Differential: 117

The Tigers should run away with this division. While they definitely overpaid for Fielder they needed some way to fill the hole left by Victor Martinez. The move epitomizes a structural change. The team needed to combat the Albert Pujols signing and acquire a game-changer to compete with the Yankees in October. With Prince Fielder and Miguel Cabrera, I think the Tigers have the best three-four lineup spots in the game. Also interesting is the return of a Fielder to Detroit, which seems like a natural fit. 

The only question to me is how well the pitching does. The return of MVP/Cy Young Verlander will go a long way, but can Doug Fister repeat last year’s success, and will the rest of the staff step up? Playing in a softer division should help these guys but they may need to acquire another arm to win the pennant. While they may want to wait one year until Martinez returns to go all-in, the Tigers may want to go after Cole Hamels or Zack Greinke, who will be free agents in 2013. A top duo of Verlander and one of these guys would give the Tigers the best one-two punch in the AL and a great chance to live up to its vaunted “Yankee Killer” status in the postseason.

2. Kansas City Royals

“Any time that you get into the playoffs –- even though it’s the minor leagues -– you’re in pressure packed situations and the game’s on the line. That’s what you trying to teach these guys and you’re trying to develop them into winning-type players and when you win championships like this, that’s exactly what is happening. They are developing, but developing in a winning atmosphere, which makes them that much better” - Omaha Storm Chaser (KC’s Triple-A affiliate) manager Mike Jirschele

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 634*

Runs allowed by projected starters: 526**

Differential: 108

* I took the minor league totals for Lorenzo Cain, Johnny Giavotella, and Mike Moustakas and added their MLB totals as well then subtracted by 30 (10 for each) to account for the higher degree of difficulty in scoring runs at the big league level. While this may not be enough of a subtraction, this trio has a lot of potential. Giavotella will compete ( and should win) the 2nd basemen job; he was Kansas City’s 2011 George Brett Minor League Hitter of the Year Award and helped lead the Omaha Storm Chasers to a memorable season and the Pacific League Title. Cain was second in homers, RBI, and total bases, and third in runs, hits, doubles, triples, and stolen bases, while batting .312 with an OPS of .877 for the Storm Chasers. As an indicator of how stacked the team was, Storm Chaser Home run, total base, double, and hits leader Clint Robinson did not even get the call up this spring. 3rd baseman Mike Moustakas has been a top prospect as well and should be an immediate contributor to what will be an exciting young team.

** This would have been lower if I went by the actual number of runs allowed by the projected starters. Since Bruce Chen and Felipe Paulina pitched 155 and 124.2 innings respectively I gave them Luke Hochevar’s run totals since he led the team in runs allowed, which may be generous because we are dealing with Bruce Chen here. I did the same for Luis Mendoza, which may be conservative. He was the Royals farm system pitcher of the year. With these totals the Royals are close to the Tigers but still second in the division, which still may be a reach but also corresponds to SI’s prediction (not that it jinxes teams or anything). I also love the acquisition of Jonathan Sanchez, who has big game experience and great stuff to boot; he may give the Royals a deeper rotation than Detroit. Couple that with the young bats and positive energy generated by the Billy Butler signing and this team could be the sleeper of the year.At the very least th Royals should rise out of the cellar that they have been in in this division for many years.

Editor’s note: I like the Royals’s core base of talent — Alex Gordon has finally blossomed after moving to left field, Eric Hosmer is the AL’s version of Jason Heyward at the plate (no, really, compare their minor league stats), Lorenzo Cain is ready to emerge, and Billy Butler is probably the most underrated hitter in baseball — and expect them to be an exciting team with a top offense. On the flip side, the pitching is still a year away, especially now with Joakim Soria set to miss the season after Tommy John surgery.

3. Cleveland Indians

“It was a natural reaction by players. Manhood, man! Nobody wants to back down.” - Manny Acta on the Ubaldo Jiminez plunking of Troy Tulowitski

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 444

Runs allowed by projected starters: 420

Differential: 24

Kansas City is far from being a sure second place team in what may be the weakest division in baseball. Cleveland could contend if Jiminez regains his nasty form from 2010, Hafner stays healthy, the young guys still develop, Derek Lowe rebounds from a rocky 2011 campaign and lends some veteran guidance to a young staff, and Grady Sizemore returns. While Cleveland may rank high in the Karma Rankings (UPDATE: On April 1st, Jiminez plunked Tulowitzski in what may have been a belated throw of jealousy over not getting a contract extension from the Rockies. Rockie manager Jim Tracy called it “the most gutless act I’ve seen in 35 years in the game.” Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs), that’s too many “ifs” for me to feel comfortable picking them higher than third in the division this year.

4. Chicago White Sox

“He [Jim Harbaugh, coach of the San Francisco 49ers] has no idea, but he’s going to stand up in front of the White Sox and talk about team leadership and togetherness. We need to tap into that a little bit.” - Ken Williams. Williams’ son Kyle infamously dropped  the punt in the 2012 NFC Championship. Williams was rightfully furious over the outrage saying  that “through it all, the young man [Kyle] has shown me exactly who I thought he was, which is a man of character, a strong-minded, tough son of a gun.” Williams will need to be that man of principle in what will be a testing year for Obama’s team from the South Side.

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 432

Runs allowed by projected starters: 477*

Differential: -41

* The top three pitchers on the staff are solid but not exceptional enough to help an aging, inconsistent, and injury prone offense. The loss of Mark Buehrle will be felt. He was a dependable workhorse for the club over the past several years. New manager Robin Ventura will have his hands full and will be a more temperate presence then Ozzie Guillen was in the clubhouse, which is probably good with the struggles this team will face. Although if Jake Peavy stays healthy and pitches well the team could exceed expectations. Giving him 97 runs allowed (which is the total I gave him for the calculation) would be the most by four runs of any season of his career but he has failed to stay healthy in recent years and has not been the same since those injury woes struck. Philip Humber, the projected #5, pitched well last year but only recorded 163 innings— with a higher workload it is a fair bet that he will reach or exceed the 97 figure. If he does not then that means extra work for the pen and extra innings and runs. Chris Sale, the projected #3, only pitched 71 innings so it is even more of a question of how he will do in the expanded role in his case. Rebuilding has been the word out of Ken Williams and co. and I expect that to hold true.

5. Minnesota Twins

“It was the first time I’d been out this year, so it was good to get out there…Just comfort-wide going back to last year, I feel a lot more comfortable there than last year. It’s good to get that first one, I guess. The more you play over there, more comfortable you’ll be.” - Joe Mauer

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 432*

Runs allowed by projected starters: 486**

Differential: -54

* I expect Mauer to be healthy so I doubled his output from last year. If  he is not then someone else will seemingly fill that production. I took Justin Morneau’s 19 run total, meaning there will be 38 extra runs from what these two produced last year (albeit being out for a huge chunk of the season), or at least from who will step in for these two, which is a reasonable if not conservative figure.

** Added 10 to both Nick Blackburn and Francisco Liriano’s totals. These two, or the bullpen that has to come after them, will have to pitch more than 148.1 and 134.1 innings, respectively. Adding only 10 runs to Scott Baker might be giving him the benefit of the doubt but he pitched well (3.14 ERA and 1.17 WHIP with 8.2 K/9) in a comparable amount of innings pitched (134.2). Fantasy sleeper methinks?  Carl Pavano could also do better than 123 runs. In some cases taking the total runs instead of the earned runs hurts the overall numbers for these teams and Pavano is a good example. He allowed 106 earned runs. Still the reason I used this formula is that it does account for a cumulative team effort on defense. Those runs came from somewhere. And with a team only an injury or two from the abyss, sloppy defense could be the nail in the coffin in what could be a long season for the Twins.

Editor’s note: I’m never comfortable counting out the Twins in general, and that becomes especially true for this season if Mauer and Morneau are able to regain their old form.

AL West

1. Orange County Angels (name courtesy of former LA resident and desk buddy Danielle Lenglet.) 

“Believe me, I have a chip on my shoulder about this contract [calm down dude you’re making a gazillion dollars for the rest of your life]. It’s a new chapter in life [War and Peace and Baseball]. No matter what success I have on this level, there is room to improve [Don’t sell yourself short]. We’ll see ten years from now [Oh, indeed]. I take care of my body pretty well, and I’m confident if I can stay healthy, I can play for 10 years and maybe more than that.” - Albert Pujols. (All joking aside, that is a pretty scary thought. Can he hold up? Will we find out something that diminishes his accomplishments? Who knows. But Pujols should continue to rake for the next few years and make the Angels a perennial contender.)

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 608

Runs allowed by projected starters: 445

Differential: 163

Stacked on top of stacked on top of stacked. Although sticking to my system would have yielded the Rangers as the pick here I am using Executive Veto power here. Pujols is a complete game changer on offense, Morales will be back after missing much of 2011, Mike Trout is one of the best young prospects in the game (and not even accounted for with these calculations), and potential Cy Young Jered Weaver anchors the best top-to-bottom pitching staff in the league. Pujols is by far the best player in the game and got better as the pressure got higher last October. Expect the Angels to win at least one World Series with him. Why not now?

Editor’s note: I still like the Rangers to win this division.

2. Texas Rangers

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 689

Runs allowed by projected starters:  485

Differential: 204

“I love Texas. I love my fans. I love fans of the Rangers. I love the organization. I love my teammates. I love everything about it. But I’m not going to sit here and say that I owe the Rangers. I don’t feel like I owe the Rangers.” - Josh Hamilton

I am a little concerned for Josh Hamilton’s confidence and Nolan Ryan’s karma that no extension has been offered yet. While it is worrisome that Hamilton relapsed over the offseason, I think he has earned a vote of confidence. At the very least, the team could include a clause in the contract that voids it if Hamilton’s drinking affects his ability to play. 

“He fits in well. He’s a funny guy. He’s trying to learn some Spanish.” - Michael Young on Yu Darvish

“You try to judge a lot of players on what happens when things don’t go the way they want them to go. I never saw him lose his cool at all. He just kept coming. I’m happy for him he got it out of his system. Now he realizes it’s just baseball. That’s all it is.” - Ron Washington on Darvish

“Some of the players were teasing me before the game. They said, ‘You’re probably nervous, aren’t you?’ I said, ‘No, I’m not.” - Darvish on Darvish

Accounts so far indicate that Yu Darvish is pretty cool and will be a trend-breaker. He even pulls off the orange hair. But if anyone does not deserve the benefit of the doubt, it is Darvish. Maybe I am still feeling bitter from the Dice-K debacle, but Japanese pitchers have a horrible track record crossing over to MLB. Maybe Darvish is bigger and more athletic than previous pitchers who made the jump, but I am not buying it until I see him fulfill the hype. Especially since the team could have resigned its ace, C.J. Wilson, and instead let him to go to its chief division rival (Editor’s note: As someone who’s far from sold on Wilson, I don’t see his defection to the Angels as a major blow).

The Rangers are an intriguing club. Two years ago they had Cliff Lee and last year I think they benefited from the Red Sox collapse. Darvish is the wild card here. If he lives up to expectations, they should win the World Series. If he does not, there is residual bad karma from the Hamilton situation that could affect clubhouse chemistry. If Joe Nathan gets hurt or otherwise falters, this team could be the biggest disappointment of 2012. Any of those last three “ifs” represent major risks for the Rangers and could be enough to knock the team out of the playoffs, no matter how well the offense does. 

3. Oakland A’s

“He’s got no fear whatsoever. He’s got an incredible amount of focus … He doesn’t take [a bad at-bat] with him.” - Billy Beane on Yoenis Cespedes

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 551*

Runs allowed by projected starters:  465**

Differential: 86

 * Since this team will get Manny Ramirez after 50 games I gave them the runs from their starting 1B and the backup 1B from last year (45, still a low figure), Cespede’s total from the 2010-2011 Cuban National League season (79, may exceed it), and Josh Donaldson’s 79 (generous but you never know with a Billy Beane farm product).

** Added 10 to Brandon McCarthy’s 2011 total (another 10 runs for 30 innings pitched), which may be generous but I suspect someone will emerge from this staff. Oakland is a pitcher’s ballpark and Beane has a good track record of developing young starters. Ditto with Dallas Braden who was a highly touted prospect. I took his 2010 total and added 10 because he is coming off a season when he was hampered with a shoulder injury. Took Bartolo Colon’s 85 runs; these are impressive figures considering his age and the competition of the AL East. Colon could show some age, but this guy is a horse and has already gotten off to a good start in the 2012 campaign. Another value snag by Beane. 

I like the A’s as another sleeper this year despite their unloading of Gio Gonzalez and others (Editor’s note: You mean #2 starter Trevor Cahill and closer Andrew Bailey?) and would not be shocked if they were in contention for the second AL Wild Card. Ramirez — once he’s served his 50-game suspension — and Cespedes could become the strangest yet most endearing middle-of-the-lineup pairing in the game, and the pitching staff is young, talented, and deep (with the exception of Colon on the age part, but he should fit in nonetheless and mentor the younger players). If the A’s find themselves in contention do not be surprised if Beane is aggressive at the trade deadlilne. He has been lying low for a few years but still remains one of the craftiest GM’s in the game.

Editor’s note: The composition of this team is fascinating for its amusing bizarreness. The only players on the roster that the average baseball fan can name are Manny Ramirez, Bartolo Colon, and Yoenis Cespedes.

4. Seattle Mariners

Runs scored by projected starting lineup: 400

Runs allowed by projected starters:  530

Differential: -130

Lots of injuries on this team last year makes it likely that someone will go down again in 2012. Ichiro’s decline does not help matters but Jesus Montero and a ripe farm system offer a bright future for what looks like gray skies and thunderstorms for the Mariners for now.

Wild Card:

Red Sox over Rangers (Beckett outduels Darvish and reminds everyone of his big-game moxie).

Division Series:

Yankees over Red Sox in 5 (First Division Series matchup between these two teams)

Angels over Tigers in 4 (Anything Prince can do Prince Albert can do better)

Championship Series:

Yankees over Angels in 7 (Rivera shuts down Pujols with the game on the line in the Bronx to make what could be his final World Series). The Yankees are just too good this year. I see them steamrolling to a 28th World Series title. (Editor’s note: Please, no.)

MVP: Albert Pujols

Cy Young: Jon Lester

Rookie of the Year: Yoenis Cespedes

Comeback Player of the Year: Carl Crawford

Manager of the Year: Ned “Stark” Yost

(Editor’s note: Needs more bitch tits.)

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Hey, Did You Hear That Andy Reid "Goofed"?

Of course you did, everyone has heard it — some people (me, for example) even lamented the egregious roster oversights as a harbinger of inevitable failure before the 2011 season started. I don’t have an advanced degree in football genius or anything, but I looked at the linebackers and safeties on paper in the preseason and could think nothing other than, Dear God, we’re fucked.

While the reactions to Andy’s mea culpa have ranged from somewhere between “UHHH DURRRRR” and “Ya think?!” to “What a conceited, delusional asshole” and “FUCK YOU, FAT MAN!”, I’d rather focus on the fact that he actually swallowed his pride for once and admitted a mistake. We may have a serious development on our hands that merits acknowledgment. Think about it — when has he ever done that? Is this indicative of a new, more humble Andy Reid who’s ready to concede that his ways aren’t infallible? This unprecedented transparency of the usually reticent Eagles started back at the Scouting Combine, when Howie Roseman admitted there needed to be a review and reconsideration of the team’s draft philosophy. Now we get the head coach, the ultimate kahuna who steadfastly believes in HIS way of doing things, uttering a similar indictment of his own decisions. What the hell is going on? Where’s the undeservedly arrogant Eagles we’ve all come to loathe and decry? If I didn’t know any better, I’d say the head honchos — Jeffrey Lurie and Joe Banner — understood the fans’ vehement disgust with and venomous disdain for the franchise were unlike anything ever before, and that such overwhelming displeasure was not to be ignored nor trifled with. Lurie and Banner aren’t stupid — they know who makes the wheels of this monolith turn. Further pissing off a rabid, irrational, and vindictive fan base that has been tortured for 50 years is not good for business. And if there’s one thing Lurie and Banner know, it’s business.

Draft content coming soon.

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The Sweet 16

The first and second round — not the second and third round — of the 2012 NCAA Tournament offered fans something they’d never seen before with a pair of 15 seeds toppling 2 seeds. Was there anything more glorious than watching C.J. McCollum and friends dispatch Duke? The answer, of course, is no. That’s why March Madness is the most captivating spectacle in sports. There’s not another day all year where you can watch college basketball from noon until midnight for two straight days and experience some of the most exciting moments that make you remember why you love sports. Why, as Scott Van Pelt would say, nothing is better. My bracket was essentially fucked by the end of the first weekend, but I didn’t care. Besides, I’m now rooting for my sister, the esteemed Jessica Klausner — who never watched the tournament before this one yet is doing better than me, by the way — to win our pool. The lesson, as always: I have no idea what I’m talking about.

The Sweet 16 round features many enticing matchups, headlined by a rematch of perhaps the season’s single most exciting game (Kentucky vs. Indiana) and a clash of two of the best coaches in history when Tom Izzo’s Michigan State Spartans take on Rick Pitino’s Louisville Cardinals. Though, personally, I’m most looking forward to Marquette against Florida.

Here are my picks…

1 Kentucky vs. 4 Indiana

Winner: Kentucky. A chance for the Wildcats to avenge their loss to the Hoosiers earlier in the season, and they will. Indiana really should’ve lost to VCU anyway.

3 Baylor vs. 10 Xavier

Winner: Baylor. Xavier was down early to Lehigh but managed to come back and beat the Mountainhawks, thanks to another big-time performance by Tu Holloway and the best game of senior center Kenny Frease’s college career. The Musketeers are going to need more than two players to show up against a Baylor. Likewise, the Bears are going to need someone other than Brady Heslip to show up in order to beat Xavier. I like the odds of Perry Jones III, Quincy Acy, Quincy Miller, or Pierre Jackson doing that a lot more than anyone else Xavier has to offer. As it is, a Kentucky vs. Baylor matchup in the Elite Eight is the most fitting fate for the South region.

1 Michigan State vs. 4 Louisville

Winner: Michigan State. Two teams that just barely escaped their second round matchups. Feels like we’re destined for a 55-54 slugfest, right? In the pool that I linked above, I had Davidson beating Michigan State to advance to the Elite Eight (even though I had Michigan State beating Davidson in the tournament preview that I posted on this blog). So, um, yeah. When push comes to shove, I don’t like betting against Tom Izzo. Also, Draymond Green is a beast.

3 Marquette vs. 7 Florida

Winner: Marquette. You have no idea how badly I wanted to go with Florida here, but I’m staying true to my pre-tournament pick of Marquette making it out of the West region and advancing to the Final Four. Both of these teams have been among the most impressive so far, with Florida hardly being challenged at any point in either of its two games. Expect a wildly exciting, high-scoring game with more than a few heart-stopping moments. I’m calling it ends with a buzzer beater, which is about the only thing this tournament has lacked.

1 Syracuse vs. 4 Wisconsin

Winner: Wisconsin. Bo Ryan is a Philly guy, and my sister has the Badgers winning the national championship. That’s good enough to sway my pick, especially in light of the fact that I half-expected Syracuse to lose its first round game against UNC-Asheville.

2 Ohio State vs. 6 Cincinnati

Winner: Cincinnati. Upset alert here. It’s a battle for bragging rights in the state of Ohio. The Bearcats might be comprised of a bunch of thugs, but these guys will beat the shit out of their opponent all game, and it definitely takes a toll at the end. There’s something raw and gritty about Cincinnati that appeals to me, and I’m going on gut instinct with this pick, despite Ohio State having better talent. I can’t wait to see the Jared Sullinger-Yancy Gates matchup. One thing I believe: This will either be a close win for the Bearcats or a blowout for the Buckeyes.

1 North Carolina vs. 13 Ohio

Winner: North Carolina. Even without Kendall Marshall (he can’t possibly play in this game, right?), the Tar Heels should roll. I mean, come on. It’s been a nice ride for the Bobcats, but North Carolina is a smidgen better than Michigan and South Florida. Lastly, John Henson is all kinds of cool.

2 Kansas vs. 11 North Carolina State

Winner: North Carolina State. Another upset alert. I had the Wolfpack as the surprise Elite Eight team in my tournament preview, and, like with Marquette in the West, I’m not going to flip flop. Am I that confident about this pick? Not really, but whatever — no guts, no glory. Time for C.J. Leslie to blow up and post 30+ points.

To recap, here’s my predicted Elite Eight: Kentucky, Baylor, Michigan State, Marquette, Wisconsin, Cincinnati, North Carolina, North Carolina State. And, just for fun, my updated Final Four: Kentucky, Marquette, Cincinnati, North Carolina.

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The Karma Rankings

Guest post — by Brian “Class” Callahan

The phrase “wait till next year” applies for me with the annual quest to fill out a winning March Madness bracket. I come close some years but mostly do horrible and say regrettable things to the basketball gods. This year I was particularly worried because I did not watch much college basketball; Maryland was involved in most of the games I did watch, which limited my sense of the tournament field to the ACC against a team that did not qualify for the tournament. 

When the field was announced last Sunday I worried that this would be a particularly horrible year for me. Compelled by a desire to avert disaster and potentially overcome my annual bracket woes, I decided to scrap my traditional way of picking teams by feel and created a formula to make my selections in the most rational way possible. 

The final result was not so rational. But I would use it again. To be effective, I knew the formula would have to account for both the order and chaos of March Madness; the favorites usually win but there always seem to be the most unexpected of upsets. Yet how on earth do you predict the chaos inherent in the Madness?

Spurred by the memory of Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, I googled Chaos Theory. After reading the Wikipedia entry, I had no idea how to apply it to the tournament. The theory seems to be that you can only identify something that is unpredictable, not exactly how that something will happen. Frustrated and desperate, I decided to come up with the only logical way to predict how upsets could happen. If an upset is something bad that happens to a favored team, then there’s the chance that team had it coming to them, and that the David [Rotstein] to the Goliath would be more deserving of the victory. In other words, what goes around comes around. 

With that, the karma rankings were born. At first I ranked the teams by feel but did not know enough about them, and realized that the action would defeat the purpose of doing things the rational way. So I settled on ranking the teams by graduation rate (if all college players get is a scholarship then what better way to measure their use of it then by means of graduation? And what better way to measure a school’s commitment to its students? Even stars like Tim Duncan get the degree). I adjusted the rankings based on other factors that would not necessarily be captured in the graduation rate, such as amount of victories (the greedy always fall), scandal (do unto others…), and school resources (who makes the most of its resources?), and put the schools into different categories that would help me account for these variables. Within the categories, tiebreakers were determined by the graduation rate. 

Since this would be a crazy way to fill out my bracket, I averaged it against two stats that are way more rational and take into account how good a team actually is sans karma. I found the team’s Pythagorean Expectation (originally a Bill James statistic that takes a team’s average points scored and points allowed and divides that number by the average points scored and allowed of the team’s opponents), and the Ratings Percentage Index (RPI), which is one of the main stats the NCAA selection committee uses to decide the field. Although RPI is decried by new school statisticians, who argue that it does not account for quality of victory, I think it is still helpful to determine the quality of the opponents a team plays and the true value of a team’s Pythagorean Expectation.

I ranked all tournament teams in three categories, averaged each team’s rank, and used the average to decide every game’s winner. The formula ended up favoring quality mid-majors, producing mostly chalk in the first round, and some wacky upsets thereafter, such as Wichita St. (in honor of Peter King) and Creighton (Gotta respect the Missouri Valley Conference) to the Elite Eight. 

As of the first Sunday of the tournament, it has not been a rousing success. Although the formula protected me from the Duke and Missouri disasters, it did not reveal Lehigh or Norfolk St as potential surprises. I will save the overall judgment for when the tournament ends but I am thinking, unless I get out of the cellar of either of my major pools, that I may have to use it in a different way next year or scrap it and find another way to fight the Madness. Without further adieu, the following are your 2012 March Madness karma rankings:

100% ‘Nuff Said (Only two victors from this group. I guess perfect graduation counts for itself.)

1. Belmont

1. Brigham Young U

1. Creighton

1. Davidson

1. Harvard

1. Notre Dame

1. Western Kentucky (Ed. note: This doesn’t look right.)

Adversity (Baylor for coming out of the scandal in 2003 and becoming a strong Division I program, Georgetown for rebounding from the brawl at the exhibition game in China, and Detroit Mercy for being in a city slammed by the struggling economy):

8. Baylor 

9. Georgetown

10. Detroit Mercy

Small with Good Graduation Rate (Should have studied these more closely. Xavier or Lehigh now will make the Sweet 16):

11. Vanderbilt

12. Xavier

13. Wichita St.

14. Loyola MD

15. Long Island

16. Vermont (Led by All-Name team All-American Four McGlynn)

17. Lehigh

18. St Mary’s

19. Ohio

20. Montana

21. Gonzaga

22. St Louis (Led by the mighty Rick Majerus)

23. St. Bonaventure

24. San Diego St. 

25. UNC Asheville (totally robbed, although if they cause the lane violation rule to be changed they become an automatic number one for next year)

26. Murray St (vastly overrated in the opinion of my roommate Shimmy)

Respectable But No Longer Due (Good for one win. I’m going to stop betting against Shaka Smart):

27. VCU

Mid Majors (Norfolk St. being in the middle of the karma road is a big hit on the rankings’ upset identifier capability):

28. South Dakota St.

29. Long Beach St. (win the award for coolest uni’s in the tournament)

30. Norfolk St. 

31. Southern Miss

32. Cal Berkeley

33. New Mexico St.

Big Time Programs, Not Lacking for Opportunity (While some of these schools had higher graduation rates in places, they just have more resources than anyone and are thereby not lacking in the opportunity department, something I am sure the basketball gods consider when pulling the strings of the upset):

34. Kansas (could be in next category but has suffered major painful upsets so the Bill Self Jayhawks get a pass)

35. Marquette (really underrated these guys because I thought BYU’s 100% graduation rate, internal suspension of Brandon Davies for getting it on and getting the boot, Ewing theory potential with Jimmer, and 25 point comeback in the play-in game was enough to qualify the Cougars as a sleeper)

36. West Virginia

37. NC State

38. Texas

39. UNLV

40. Florida St.

41. Missouri (wondering now if this slot and below should be the Danger Zone)

42. Alabama

43. Florida St.

44. Colorado St. 

45. New Mexico

46. Ohio St.

47. Cincinnati (out from the ashes of the Huggy Bear era)

48. Memphis

49. Wisconsin

50. Virginia

51. Purdue

52. Kansas St 

53. Indiana

54. Iowa St.

55. Michigan (good to have them back in the tournament, albeit for a short while)

56. South Florida (when I found that the formula did not produce any upsets I took these guys as the token 12-5; surprisingly enough, intuitiveness prevailed.)

57. Colorado

58. Temple

We’ve Had Enough of You (This was probably the best category with 2 of the 5 going down, although that other three is looking pretty good):

59. Duke

60. UNC 

61. Michigan St. 

62. Florida

63. UConn 

Fucking Calipari (He should have 3 Final Fours on his resume, as it is, he has 1. Despicable):

64. Kentucky

Morally Questionable or Guilty Until Innocent (Considered making them higher because of Melo being out and the necessary overcoming-the-absence-of-a-key-player adversity, but Bernie Fine still remains a reprehensible individual until we find out otherwise):

65. Syracuse

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2012 March Madness Preview

Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again. March Madness is here (and the NHL playoffs are less than a month away), which means my work productivity will decrease by approximately infinity percent.

What I want to do:

Pick three of the four 14 seeds — St. Bonaventure, Belmont, and South Dakota State — to win their first round games. I think this is the best crop of 14 seeds in… ever. Conversely, for the first time since I started filling out brackets, I don’t have a 12 seed beating a 5 seed. I’m sure I’ll regret that in no time.

What I’m too chicken shit to do:

Pick three of the four 14 seeds to win their first round games. I will be picking two, however: St. Bonaventure and Belmont.

Is this the year a 16 seed beats a 1 seed?

Probably not, but don’t sleep on UNC-Asheville, especially now that Syracuse will be without Fab Melo due to academic ineligibility. It seems like a perfect storm of sorts, and the Orange are ripe for the taking without the anchor of their 2-3 zone. Meanwhile, UNC-Ashville is the best 16 seed in recent memory — which is to say they shouldn’t have been given a 16 seed; how they aren’t at least a 15 seed instead of a team like Norfolk State is beyond me — and should not be confused with a pissant mid-major that’ll serve as a little more than a tune-up game for their first round opponent. With three seniors leading the way, this is a team that went 24-9 overall, including 16-2 in the Big South. It ranked fifth in the nation in points per game (81.2), eighth in assists per game (16.6), 16th in field goal percentage (.484), and has five players who average double-figures — the top two scorers, guards Matt Dickey and J.P. Primm, shoot .381 and .360 from three-point range, respectively. The Bulldogs also shoot 76.2% from the free throw line (tied for 12th in the nation).

Now, here’s the main problem with UNC-Asheville: It’s a small team. Like, really small, as in the smallest team in the entire nation, with zero inside presence. Those aforementioned five players who average in double figures? Their heights (and weights), in descending order: 6-1 (180), 6-1 (195), 6-3 (200), 6-4 (210), 6-4 (170). The tallest player on the team who averages more than 10 minutes per game is 6-5, so it’s not a surprise that the Bulldogs rank 157th in the nation in rebounding (34.7 per game). That said, without Fab Melo, Syracuse isn’t exactly teeming with height either; as it is, the Orange only out-rebound the Bulldogs by an average of 0.6 per game. Aside from the middling duo of Rakeem Christmas (6-9) and Baye Keita (6-10) that’ll be charged with filling Melo’s spot, Syracuse’s tallest regulars are 6-7 (Kris Joseph), 6-8 (C.J. Fair), and 6-8 (James Southerland). Yes, the Orange still hold a height advantage over UNC-Asheville, but the discrepancy isn’t overwhelming.

Regardless, I think whichever of the two teams wins this game will lose to Kansas State in the next round. Also certain to happen: Frank fucking Martin, win or lose, will disembowel Jim Boeheim or Eddie Biedenbach at game’s end in leu of shaking either man’s hand.

Can Shaka Smart and Virginia Commonwealth do it again?

Sure, they definitely could, as VCU, having won 17 of its last 18 game, is among the nation’s hottest teams going into the tournament. One thing to remember about Shaka Smart’s Rams is that only senior Bradford Burgess remains from the core of last year’s Cinderella Final Four squad. An efficient Wichita State team, which can score, rebound, and share the ball as well as any team in the country, features a starting lineup comprised of five seniors and is led by 7-0 center Garrett Stutz. No doubt, this is an extremely tough first round draw for VCU. I like the veteran Shockers to emerge victorious.

First round upsets:

14 St. Bonaventure over 3 Florida State

14 Belmont over 3 Georgetown

13 Davidson over 4 Louisville

11 North Carolina State over 6 San Diego State

10 Xavier over 7 Notre Dame

Sweet 16:

South - Kentucky, Wichita State, Baylor, Duke

West - Michigan State, Davidson, Marquette, Florida

East - Kansas State, Vanderbilt, St. Bonaventure, Ohio State

Midwest - North Carolina, Temple, North Carolina State, Kansas

St. Bonaventure and Davidson to the Sweet 16?! Are you crazy, stupid, or both?

Crazy and stupid like a fox! I do this every year. There’s a hot team coming off an impressive run in its conference tournament that becomes a trendy pick to do damage in the NCAA Tournament. That’s Florida State (Vanderbilt also fits this profile, but I’m subscribing to the hype). I told myself during the Atlantic 10 Final that if St. Bonaventure beat Xavier, I’d pick the Bonnies to win at least one game in the Big Dance. Why? Andrew Nicholson (you’ll read about him later) and Demitrius Conger. I’m not going to waffle now.

Davidson is a really good team that can match up with anyone because of its size, scoring, and depth. The Wildcats boast five players who score in double figures, led by sophomore breakout stud De’Mon Brooks — averaging 16 points and 6 rebounds in just 23 minutes per game! — and my personal favorite, Jake Cohen. Why is Cohen a favorite of mine? I’ll give you three options: A) He’s a 6-10 Jew starring for a major D-I basketball program; B) He’s from the Philadelphia suburb of Berwyn; C) A and B. I also think Bob McKillop is one of the best coaches in the country and wouldn’t even be surprised if Davidson beats Michigan State — which will have enough difficulty getting by Memphis in the round of 32 — to make the Elite Eight for the second time in five years.

Elite Eight:

South - Kentucky, Baylor

West - Michigan State, Marquette

East - Vanderbilt, Ohio State

Midwest - North Carolina, North Carolina State (it seems like an 11 seed makes a run to the Elite Eight every year, and I like C.J. Leslie and NC State’s chances the best)

Final Four:

South - Kentucky

Why: By far the most naturally talented team in the country. Anthony Davis, unibrow aficionado, is a total monster and the surefire first overall pick in the upcoming NBA draft. Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, Terrence Jones, and Doron Lamb will also be first round picks if they choose to declare.

West - Marquette

Why: Darius Johnson-Odom, Jae Crowder, and Buzz Williams. Remember, this is a team that went to the Sweet 16 last year and returned two of its three top players (Johnson-Odom and Crowder). Besides, I’ve been partial to Marquette ever since I picked the Golden Eagles to make the Final Four in 2003 because of some guy named Dwyane Wade.

East - Vanderbilt

Why: Jeffery Taylor and John Jenkins are two legitimate first round NBA prospects and will be a handful for whatever team they face. Plus, Vanderbilt should have all the confidence in the world after defeating Kentucky to win the SEC Tournament. The East is wide open, and the Commodores are dangerous. Honestly, I’m half expecting Vandy to struggle with Harvard in the first round and narrowly escape an upset before going on to win its region (like Kentucky last year when it eked out that 59-57 victory over Princeton before making its run to the Final Four).

Midwest - North Carolina

Why: Probably the team I watched most this season. Harrison Barnes is a top-five pick, Tyler Zeller is dominant yet chronically underrated (reason: too much whiteness), Kendall Marshall might be the best pure point guard in the country, and John Henson — still battling a sprained left wrist that has rendered him questionable for the first two rounds — is a freak of nature (with a weirdly proportioned body, but look at those tree limb arms!) who patrols the paint and defends the rim like no other. Don’t forget about freshman James Michael McAdoo, nephew of NBA Hall of Famer Bob McAdoo, either. I’d consider it a colossal — yes, colossal — upset if the Tar Heels don’t make it out of the Midwest region.

National Championship:

North Carolina over Kentucky.

NBA prospect you’ve never heard of:

Andrew Nicholson - PF - St. Bonaventure

Last year, it was Morehead State’s Kenneth Faried, who has made himself into one hell of a useful NBA player — like a rich man’s version of Jerome Williams (aka Junkyard Dog). They even have that same look and signature goofy smile (no, really). Anyway, this season, it’s St. Bonaventure’s Andrew Nicholson. The 6’9”, 240-pound senior power forward from Mississauga, Ontario, has been putting up huge numbers since the moment he started as a freshman for the Bonnies and is a legitimate pro prospect projected to be a late first round pick. Nicholson already has an NBA-caliber post game and can beat defenders with an array of moves. He’s a fluid athlete with tremendous body control who is smooth in his movements and with his footwork. To watch Nicholson play is to understand how much he’s grown, developed, and refined his game in four years. I’m sure the traditionalists adore his game and see him as emblematic of everything that’s right about college basketball. Nicholson is a smart, cerebral player with a high basketball IQ and has waited four years for this moment. His offensive game is more advanced than his defensive game, but he is a true power forward and has the tools to be an immediate contributor in the pros. Andrew Nicholson will become a household name as the Bonnies shock the world by beating Florida State and Cincinnati on their way to the Sweet 16.

Honorable mentions: Will Barton (Memphis), Ray McCallum (Detroit), Doug McDermott (Creighton), Mike Scott (Virginia), Wendell McKines (New Mexico State), Nate Wolters (South Dakota State), C.J. McCollum (Lehigh)

Happy viewing, everyone. If you need me, I’ll be taking two hours off from work on both Thursday and Friday as I post up at the closest sports bar (and watch my bracket go up in flames). The reasoning I gave my boss: If you don’t let me take an extended lunch break to watch the opening round of The Tournament, then I must conclude that you hate America.

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